Badger Badger Badger
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Badger Badger Badger (aka Badger and Badgerx3, if you're an asshole) is a legendary flash cartoon and internet meme from weebls-stuff.com. It has killed the brain cells of at least 100 million people. Srsly.
The flash cartoon consists of a techno-style song with three basic shots:
- Badgers doing aerobics.
- Close-up shots of mushrooms.
- A snake in the desert.
These three shots and the music loop ad infinitum. Many scientific tests have been made and still noone knows why this flash is so popular. Some argue that watching this flash for prolonged periods converted the scientists to bestiality, or the desire to copulate with small animals. There appears to lay an arcane and inscrutable curse on the flash movie.
It is impossible to put into words how truly mind-numbing this flash is. Every attempt to make another flash based upon it has sucked immensely. Especially this one.
Unlike other flash animation STD's of the internets, this fails to deliver any lulz.
[edit] Liiiinks, the Liiiiiinks, ohhhh, it's the liiiiiiinks
[edit] Fact of the day
John Lennon might have sung "Badger is the nigger of the world" [1] if he heard that it has been discovered by science that British badgers are responsible for the spread of tuberculosis, AIDS, leprosy and hives [2]. Government-run badger extermination camps (motto "Arbeit macht badger") have proved unpopular, and therefore ministers have sanctioned a return of badger baiting, which, although not as much fun as dog fighting or as aesthetically pleasing as baby seal clubbing, should help to rid the nation of this alien menace whilst providing a lotta lulz.
