Turk Diddler
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Description
Turk Diddler is a British, sociopathic, dog-kicking, nude self-portraiting, agoraphobic, depressive, passive-aggressive, sometimes downright aggressive, melodramatic, long-haired, tall, egotistical, non-working, parent-hating, narcissistic, exhibitionist, male basement-dweller who is a frequent contributor to Fade to Black forums and LiveJournal. Everyone hates him.
Interesting Facts About Turk Diddler
- His Power Word is James.
- His poor, beaten, half-starved dog's name is Toby.
- Toby's leg was broken on December 10th, 2004 (later modified to "severe ligament damage").
- Turk Diddler denies that he raped a Hippo.
- He is a misogynist.
- Spiraling self-destructive dance into the vortex of existential agony.
- His favorite color is black.
- Turk's favorite words are bah and blah.
- He describes every woman he's ever been involved with as a "slut who messed him around." Apparently they only wanted him for his body.
- He doesn't know when a conversation is over and it's time to shut up.
- He's not worth a reply.
- Other than that, he's not such a bad guy.
Chat (excerpts)
- 01:42:41 [Turk_Diddler] Do you want to see my erect penis?
- 01:44:50 [Turk_Diddler] Everyone hates me.
- 01:57:23 [Turk_Diddler] Turk_Diddler is lonely.
- 01:57:58 [Turk_Diddler] I kicked my dog.
- 01:59:44 [Turk_Diddler] You're all sluts and over 30.
- 02:01:55 [Turk_Diddler] Gosh I'm cynical.
- 02:03:27 [Turk_Diddler] Men are just horrible!
The Wisdom of Turk
- It is wiser to avoid flirtatious 30-something internet whores, particularly when they have boyfriends and/or a husband.
- You know, I really am convinced most people who know me hate me.
