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Bait

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Bait is Troll food. It is what a troll deposits when they want responses. Not all bait is as simple as posting a Hitler image to a Jewish community. Well-crafted bait might take weeks of build-up including sock puppets and other subterfuge.

Preparation

Gather the following ingredients.

A steal at only 60 Rupees.
A steal at only 60 Rupees.


  • 1 community/forum/imageboard full of touchy, emotionally vulnerable targets. (Furries work best for this recipe.)
  • At least 3 sock puppet accounts on chosen website.
  • Some fucking imagination.
  • Alcohol for garnish.
  • 1/2 cup of distilled malice.


While gently kneading the ingredients in a large glass thread, pay attention to the noises coming from the targets. If they know you're a troll, then you are doing it wrong.

After all the ingredients are thoroughly mixed, place in the oven, setting it to jew. Watch for as long as possible. Some re-mixing may be needed if the lulz begin to drop to a soil boil. Just poke it with an additional sock puppet to stir things up again.

Serves 8.


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