Balth-lightning

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Jump to: navigation, search
Image:Cowbell_small.jpg This article needs moar god damn everything.
You can help by adding moar god damn everything.

Balth is a sadistic drama whore furry who lives in the (UPDATE: She says she dosn't live in the UK yet her DA profile says "Female/United Kingdom") and enjoys starting shit with people. She mostly keeps to herself and her "Chosen" friends. Who also like drama.

She's also recently been sending her Friends to blank this page.

"I saw, thank you so much. Shows ED Acutely helps me get more friends . XD. Ah the fads of me will go down soon. Sad aint it? my friends trying to get the site down anyways =3;"

Too bad they fail miserably at doing it.

UPDATE

It's still here.

Is that a tail or a giant onion?
Is that a tail or a giant onion?

Contents

[edit] Art

She also hates crits. If you say anything bad about her art expect to be blacklisted within minutes. Literally minutes. She never seems to leave the computer. EVER.

Her art is mostly sadistic shit no one wants to see.

This also means that her art is ALWAYS Bloody and gory. never expect anything diffrent. She won't even do non-bloody-gory request. Apparently the pokemon world is nothing but bloody pokemon to her. How cute! :3

Practically every comment that Balth leaves, whether it be on DevianTart, Fags Anonymous or whatever other shithole she visits involves the words "cock" "my" and "vagina", implying that either her e-boyfriend isn't enough to cyber with, or she needs somewhere to shove her brutally large black dick. Preferably an armpit.

[edit] Sick Fuckery

I got woke up to see that someone sent me a url, and a petition site to this Chinese Drowning kitten http://index.hu/kultur/cinematrix/ccikkek/alszent4670/ Go down a little to watch the video, I dont think little people should watch it... But the thing is, because of my odd sence.. I liked the video, I thought it was sweet in its own way, I laughed yes. Cause' im a sick bitch who loves to see things being hurt, cruelty to animals ALL THE WAY!

[edit] Boyfriend

On the account of her boyfriend, he's the jealous type. The kind of whom you try to say one nice thing about Balth (and if you CAN find one nice thing to say, you should either be knighted, or fucking committed), the boy will wage a one man war of insecurity and name-calling to prove his "love" for his not-quite-so-devoted partner is almighty. Remember kiddies, he's Australian, so if you wanna get to him, get to her first! ;D

She also handles spam and drama like any furfag will. Hide it and think nothing of it. Also known to report people for trolling her like the little whiny bitch she is. She will bug the admins until she gets the person banned. One negative comment will equal in, A reply from her, A reply from her boyfriend, A comment from both on your page, A report on you.


[edit] External Links

Most recovered from a quick search on Google. She seems to think making a new of everything will rid her of the haters.


FurAffinity profile

Abandoned DA account Unknown why it was Abandoned

Another Abandoned DA account

Youtube account

She has a club Active! Be sure to tell her what a fucktard she is!

Some gay pokemon site profile Check out her Bio for lulz

A site with links to most her art

Blog Got butthurt from this article and closed it.

Her forum Closed it.

sheezy art account

Gameamp profile


One of her ass kissers


Her mates FurAffinity Profile

Personal tools