Ban Appeal

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Ban appeals are the biggest source of lulz for admins and mods since time began. After you have been banned, generally for falling for the /b/tards favorite of "eval", you get a chance to tell the mods on 4chan (who don't give a fuck) why you should be unbanned. Generally anything over 4 characters will result in a tl;dr response.

How Not To Appeal A Ban

1. Give a genuine reason for why you deserve to be unbanned
2. Type moar than 4 characters
3. Call moot a faggot
4. Challenge the mod to a duel

How To Appeal A Ban

1. Offer to send CP to the mod if they unban you
2. Link to free and never before seen porn
3. Create a new word, ie: "Shhhlongdongler"
4. Threaten to be an hero

See Also

• Banned
• Please unban