Banhammer
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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your faggotry or it's BANHAMMERTIME | 
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The banhammer (historically referred to as B&jolnir) is the ultimate weapon against the unfunny and all breeds of vandal. It should only be wielded by the righteous-- its true powers are only accessible by those who descend from Trolldin to champion the causes of the meek.
The bane of faggots and the unfunny everywhere (PaigeGirl, we're looking at you).
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[edit] How To Invoke
When someone posts something unfunny, you may choose one of three four options:
- Read their post in a high-pitched voice. This requires a microphone.
- Post "get banned faggot".
- DSFARGEG
- Upload Captain Picard
All of these increase your e-penis size by about the same amount.
[edit] Types of Banhammer
 Ye Olde Banhammers. |
 The practice banhammer. This one just squeaks when you ban Crayolacrime over the WOW article. |
 This puppy is the REAL DEAL. |
 The Elite Model. |
[edit] People who Wield the Banhammer
[edit] What gets you banned?
[edit] Banhammer Gallery
 Typical banning in process. |
 For the discriminating admin. |
 You srsly screwed the pooch when Kramer bans your arse. |
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 The UN has BAN!1 |
 The banhammer in action. |
 The Banhammer of Thor. |
 Among the most forceful bans come from Mario, who often loses his hat banhammering. |
[edit] Banhammer in Action
[edit] See Also
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