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Bananadine

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Bananadine, also known as Musa Sapientum Bananadine, is a drug that can be extracted from the skins of bananas. First described in the "Anarchist's Cookbook" as a substance that is present in small concentrations in the skins of bananas, it is scientifically proven to have effects similar to weed, ecstasy and permanent markers. Wikipedia claims that bananadine is fictional, but then again, those fat wikipedos probably haven't eaten fruit in at least 100 years. The actual chemical makeup of bananadine is incredibly complex, and contains a fucking tonne of carbon atoms and functional groups - just like a lot of other drugs!

[edit] Bananadine Extraction

The process used to isolate the bananadine is incredibly simple:

1. Buy 15 pounds of bananas
2. Peel, and eat the fruit
3. Shred the skins, and boil in water for three to four hours.
4. With the resultant paste, place it in the oven for 20 minutes until you have a black bananadine powder.

THEN

5. Smoke three to four spliffs of bananadine.
6. ????
7. Profit!