Banhammer

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An IRL Ban Hammer in the hands of some emaciated azn bitch. Bonus: The hammer says "Insert rectally".

What happens if you let a banhammer fall into the wrong hands.

The banhammer, (historically referred to as B&jolnir) forged in the flames of Lolhalla, is the ultimate weapon against the unfunny and all breeds of vandal. It should only be wielded by the righteous - its true powers are only accessible by those who descend from Trolldin to champion the causes of the meek.

The bane of faggots and the unfunny everywhere (PaigeGirl, we're looking at you). The banhammer is also something you are going to get. Yay!

How To Invoke

When someone posts something unfunny, you may choose one of ~~three~~ four options:

Read their post in a high-pitched voice. This requires a microphone.
Post "get banned faggot".
DSFARGEG
Upload Captain Picard.

All of these increase your e-penis size by about the same amount.

Types of Banhammer

Ye Olde Banhammers.

The practice banhammer. This one just squeaks when you ban Crayolacrime over the WOW article.

This puppy is the REAL DEAL.

The Elite Model.

People who Wield the Banhammer

ED SysOps

What gets you banned?

Shit like that gets you banned.

Banhammer Gallery

Arm ban hammer.	Typical banning in process.	For the discriminating admin.	You srsly screwed the pooch when Kramer bans your arse.
	The UN has BAN!1	The Banhammer of Thor.	Among the most forceful bans come from Mario, who often loses his hat banhammering.
Putin used Banhammer on Georgia.	Even Communists need banhammers sometimes.	Fags actually like being banhammered.	Henchman banning in progress.
Banhammers have never looked so sexy.