Banrai
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Banrai is a fat, filthy insane furfag, art thief, drama whore and animal torturer. Her true spirit self is some sort of blue-and-yellow dog dragon thing, and whatever art that she produces that isn’t a retread of that theme is probably stolen from other, better artists. Like all fatties, Banrai craves attention; she has faked her own suicide multiple times and always fake-cuts herself. Meaning that she’s too pussy to actually draw a razor across her own gelatinous flesh, so she instead draws scars on her body using prisma markers.
She is also afflicted with the internet disease, as evidenced by these photos:
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[edit] Soul Rape
Just like crazy bitch Zeriara, Banrai loves to trace other people’s art and pass it off as her own. Her history of plagiarism has made her a pariah in the furry community (to the point that she was banned from VCL), because even people that tolerate dog-fucking don’t like it when someone steals their hermaphrodite fox porn.
Banrai's favorite victim is fantasy artist Aido, whom Banrai has obsessively stalked for years as she (supposedly) admitted in a public apology on her website.
If confronted about her theft, Banrai will claim to be an innocent victim who does not understand why people are accusing her of plagiarism. Alternatively, if this gambit fails, she will tell her pussy-whipped husband to pose as an internet lawyer and lie that she is in the legal right.
Banrai made several attempts at evading the truth regarding Aido. Several stories popped up in various places including "I leant this girl my characters, now she won't give them back!" and "Help, Gaiafags, THE WORLD ARE MEAN TO ME" which were, you guessed it- debunked, debunked, and debunked.
Finally, some friends of Aido's got fed up, and over some time and some scouring of the internet, the Banrai Files were posted. Upon seeing the posting, Banrai immediately posted it to drama_awesome, claiming that some people were causing drama. She didn't admit to whether it was the truth, or claim that it was false, but simply linked it. In the usual fashion, people showed up saying it made her look bad, and eventually when she realized that people weren't on her side, she froze comments and fled.
After much craziness, including some apparant multiple personality disorder on Banrai's side, she posted a signed confession... apologizing for what she did to Aido, not mentioning whatsoever the theft from both PokketMowse and K454ix, nor the harrassment against the two parties. The apology was later deleted from her webspace.
[edit] Sheezy Art Incident
When SheezyArt was new, and full of goodness, an account was found under the name Kaido, a name that Aido had been going by for many years prior, during which most of Banrai's stalking occured. Unfortunately, the icon of the account was one of Banrai's fugly furry character, and was immediately reported, along with another peice of Banrai's identity theft empire. The accounts were subsequently banned, however Banrai went and bitched to another admin, claiming that the internet was being mean to her again, and the admin who had banned her was soon fired. The accounts, however, have remained banned and unused to date.
[edit] Animal Cruelty
Banrai also mimics Zeriara in her deep and abiding tenderness toward other living things. Banrai kept pet rats. As a responsible pet-owner, Banrai naturally kept her male and female rats in the same cage and was shocked, SHOCKED, to find that they made baby rats. Unfortunately, Banrai didn’t want to spring the two grand to pay for a rat vasectomy (and somehow the more economical option of just BUYING A SECOND CAGE never occurred to her), so she decided to take matters into her own hands: by castrating the rat herself with an X-acto knife and a pair of scissors.
The rat died in agony several days later. Ignoring the fact that he had his testicles sliced off in a completely septic environment without any sort of anesthetic, Banrai attributed his death to the fact that she’d washed the wound with shampoo instead of just water. Yeah, that’s the ticket, genius.
Shockingly, Banrai claims that she works as an “Animal Rehabilitation Specialist.” Certainly, her deep understanding of germ theory will put pet owners everywhere at ease that their furry friends are in good hands.
Banrai may have been 'rescuing' dogs in order for her and her husband to use as sex toys, but even the dogs couldn't get it up for that sack of shit. They had to rely on Zeta toys instead.
[edit] Something Awful Discovery
Most recently, Something Awful discovered what the rest of the internet has long since known – that Banrai is as fucking insane as she is fat. Goons had a field day playing internet detective and gradually piecing together the disparate pieces of Banrai’s long and convoluted e-history to win a game of bitch bingo.
Most amusingly, one of Banrai’s former highscool roommates appeared on the scene to give the lowdown on some of the lesser known entries in Banrai lore – including that she kept a dead owl in their dorm-room fridge to harvest its feathers for OMG NATIVE AMERICAN SHAMANISTIC RITUALS. Banrai also filmed herself dancing to shitty punk music with the owl carcass for unknown reasons.
Ex-roomie PokketMowse also said of Banrai:
Crazy ass 'shaman' furry who was REALLY a dragon on the inside. Didn't wash sheets all year, trashed the room, kept moldering towels at bottom of the closet and stunk up the place. Kept roadkill in fridge, got mad when I turned in dead animal to health services. Also was stalking girl online with ultra creepy identity theft and stealing art left and right. Later ripped pages out my sketchbook, traced them badly, and turned them into furries, stole some other pieces of my art and said she drew it. Worst part? Later was reported to have castrated pet rat with scissors, was oddly baffled when he fucking died. Crazy. Crazy. CRAZY.
To the great disappointment of dramaticians everywhere, Lowtax pre-emptively banned Banrai before she could react to the thread. The only possible explanation for this decision is that Lowtax hates lulz.
Another goon, BlpSoup, also recalled experiences knowing Banrai:
Also, she did claim rape from her first 'internets boyfriend' who lived 3,000 miles away and never visited her. Figure out how that one worked. In addition, she had a thing for 'pretending' to cut herself. She was too much of a wuss to do it herself. Instead she'd draw wounds on herself with her prismacolor markers. So I hate to say it, but she doesn't get a cutting mark in bitch bingo, because every single one was faked. She is that shallow. I guess I'm guilty too for having associated with her for longer than a minute, but fuck it. I learned my lesson.
[edit] Fun Facts!
- Banrai is not only a compulsive liar when it comes to art theft. She also claimed that her roommate, Gobby, on a Furry Cruise had stolen her sketchbook, and threw her out of the room for it, later trying to get that roommate's mother against her by IMing her with falsified claims. After the cruise she claimed that Gobby was lying about the rape she had suffered, something that she had only posted privately about in friends-only LJ posts...the kicker, is that a few years before this occurance, Banrai claimed that a friend of her and her Husband's had raped her, which was, of course, a lie.
- Banrai makes a habit of trying to turn people's parents against them. She sent a letter to one of the Banrai Files co-ordinator's homes, including (among other things... see next point) a letter claiming that the person was alcoholic, claiming to be married, and outing said person as gay. She also falsified LJ entries, and claimed that she was stealing her ideaaaas, which is a pretty stupid idea, when the artist lives with her parents (as a teen in highschool, for chrissakes, get a HOBBY), and they have seen her building the creatures from the ground up, only to be blatantly stolen by Banrai. She also made phonecalls to Aido's parents, and posted Lukadia's (old) home address, as well as last name on a journal on DA.
- Aside from falsley impersonating a lawyer, Banrai also enjoys forging police reports in which 'Officers' actually take her claims of Cyber Terrorism and Internet Stalking (in the form of visiting public domain websites) seriously. She also apparantly does not understand the difference between a DDoS attack and browsing, as she also claimed that one person's 3-5 visits per week caused her bandwith to explode into tiny bits.
- Banrai was staunchly pro-life... until she got pregnant, and suddenly decided abortions were a-ok. It's different when it's your own, amirite?
- Banrai has a constantly fluctuating age. When she was harrassing the then 16 year old Aido, she was assumed to be in her early twenties, yet years later, during the Banrai Files period, she was claiming to just turn 20-something.
- Banrai likes to think that stealing her neighbors dog qualifies her as an animal rescue, because obviously, going through the proper authorities is for pussies.
- Banrai was running a badge exchange for a while before passing it on to another furry. She ran it anonymously so that she could give all the GOOD artists herself and her friends to work on. When she was called on it, she gave the comm away, not revealing her identity (or should I say, admitting).
- Banrai gets butthurt over ED articles. She thinks she should be able to run away from her past, and nobody should make fun of her fat ass. She's too much of a coward to contact anyone herself, so sends her cronies out instead.
[edit] Links
Crush Yiff Destroy thread discussing the Something Awful thread
Wikifur entry – Read the history to learn of Banrai’s history with fellow drama-whoring furfag Mix Hyena.
Banrai’s livejournal - Now deleted.
Banrai's "new" current livejournal
Banrai's OTHER new livejournal
Banrai on furaffinity... AGAIN
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