Batman

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A man completely secure with his heterosexuality.

The Joker and Batman, mortal enemies locked in a cycle of perpetual violence.

Batman is a bat themed superhero made famous by DC comics in the late 30's and early 40's. Batman wasn't exactly original or ground breaking and certainly wasn't the first comic book character of his kind. You can tell because by the time Batman's creator got into the business, all the other good furry-themed superhero animals were obviously taken. However, Batman is said to be among the first complex comic book characters, as he is constantly dealing with his own personal demons, such as the loss of his parents, and his closet homosexuality.

[edit] The Joker

Batman's arch nemesis/secret lover is the Joker, a clown themed supervillain. The Joker presents a paradox, as he always has plenty of money for his latest schemes, despite never actually being successful at stealing anything. One wonders why he wouldn't just move to another town for his crime enterprises, or at least try using a fucking gun. Sadly, the Joker died this past February of a drug overdose, and the future of the Batman franchise is said to be in jeopardy. Officials have suggested Daniele Fiorenza as a possible replacement, but, unfortunately, he is a tard.

Oh Yes... Fan Art.

[edit] Robin

Batman is pretty awesome.

Robin is Batman's shota sidekick, and "adopted nephew." He specializes in hand jobs, and getting captured by the Joker.

[edit] Batmobile

Either the most badass or gayest car ever, depending on which series you are watching/reading. The best thing about the Batmobile is that if you happen to run anyone over while driving it, then there's pretty much no doubt as to who did it, so you could probably get away with anything.

[edit] Alignment

Batman is consistantly the character whos alignment is subject to constant debate, and seems to defy the conventions of the system. Given the sheer amount of time that basement dwellers have on their hands, you think they would figure out this shit eventually. Here are the fruits of their lack of labor:

[edit] The Dark Knight

At least now we know why the Joker needed to steal all that money

In 2008 there was yet another Batqueer Movie. Everyone went apeshit over this one because the gay villain, Joker, had died from an overdose like a drugged up dipshit, ergo forcing the producers to take out the final scene, where Batman and the Joker have sweet anal butsechs. The fight choreography wasn't as epileptic as in the last one, and Christian Bale actually fought in this one instead of a stunt double (likely due to the practice he'd been getting on his mom and sister).

Since critics said that Heath "Overdose" Ledger is likely to get an Oscar (probably because he died, amirite?), retards lined up for hours to watch this piece of shit. Too bad it was about as entertaining as British porn, but at least you get to see Batmans dong, thanks to the new batsuit.

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No exceptions!	Batman rapes Robin	Always testing the bat pole.	Teamwork is the key to their crime fighting success
Hmmmmm

[edit] Gallery

Suck it, Iron Man	The joker IRL	Batdrama	No, this pic isn't shopped
The Batman and Robin share a special relationship.	Not the first time Lois finds Batman playing with Superman.	LOL terrorism	It's a message from the Batman!
He fucking hates chocolate	A scene from the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight.	Some Youtubers take Batman quite srsly.

[edit] See Also

• Superman
• Spiderman
• Comic Book Fans
• Heath Ledger
• Battim
• The Dark Knight IMDb Board
• Daniele Fiorenza
• Superdickery