Beast Wars
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Transformers Beast Wars is a true story about several Transformer Furries who land on the planet earth 23,30032,32032,320.Pi years in the past. Frustrated by the relatively lack of Furry Buttsecks in the distance past, they take on Beast Modes which prove nowhere near as good as real animals or stuffed toys, so they have a war, a nuclear war, in the Gay Bar. It is centered around the Maximals and Predacons, who later become the Paedocons, due to the lack of afforementioned Furry Buttsecks.
A "Beastformer" has a fursuit it calls a "Beast mode". It can be anything from a Whalephant to George Michael.
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[edit] CHARACTERS
[edit] MAXIMALS:
- Optimus Primal
- Cheetor
- Bugs Bunny
- Gary Coleman
- Spider-woman
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Speedball
- Longcat
- Pedobear
- Thundercats
- Rodimus Primal
- Tigatron
- Jewrat
[edit] PAEDOCONS:
- Megatron II (Yyyeeeessss)
- Tarantulas ( "as", nut "us", as he has multiple personality disorder; his other personalities include Spider-man and Super Buddha)
- Penis bird
- Gary Glitter
- Pete Townsend
- Sean Hannity
- Leekspin
- Mudkip
- Pedo bear
[edit] Action figurz
The Beast Wars toyline has proven unsuccessful with Furries as they are too small to Yiff. Also, the cheap plastic that Walky from Allspark makes them add makes it uncomfortable against the pre-natal penis.
