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You are not the only person wondering where his balls are.
You are not the only person wondering where his balls are.

Beastpaint is a gay porn site, located here. But I say unto you, this in no ordinary gay porn site. This is furfag bodypaint gay porn. Think Mudkipchan but with boners that aren't yours and a sick feeling in your stomach.

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[edit] The Website

If you have already clicked the link, you will have noticed that the owners of Beastpaint.com couldn't wait to rape your eyeballs, and put gay cheetah ass fucking on the top page. One would suspect this is because the photos are so hawt, that upon seeing them one would gladly pay the $30 a month to join.

A gallery of images, including furfags in ill fitting fursuits may be found here,MOAR!

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Beastpaint.com and their sister site Fursuitsex.com are looking for models! Yes you too can live the dream. Here are the for easy steps:

  • 1.Get thee to Amsterdam.
  • 2.Assfuck painted or fursuited furfag.
  • 3.????
  • 4.PROFIT! (This means not getting paid, but free site subscription!)

For full details, check this page.

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