Bel-Air
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A "Bel-Air" is a 4chan /b/ copypasta meme where, Anonymous will start off with a story about some provocative subject (usually incest with your little sister), and right around the climax of said story,my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
Having engaged you in some compelling story of repressed, animal lust at the thought of banging your barely pubescent sister, you are instead treated to the lyrics from the Fresh Prince. A clever ruse indeed.
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[edit] Verbose Bel-Air
This is a tale explaining the manner in which my way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started. If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location, and I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California located at coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778.
In the western region of the “City of Brotherly Love” known as Philadelphia, my mother expelled me from her womb and indeed that is also where I spent my childhood, in my mother’s care. The majority of my time was spent in a recreational area containing such diversions as a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc. I was typically at the height of leisure while frequently at a temperature slightly below what might be considered standard room temperature. Outside of my educational institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends, when a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in which I lived. I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being, and she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sister’s husband in the previously mentioned community located at the previously mentioned location.
I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago, yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence. She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation. I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot. Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony). Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France, I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood located at the previously mentioned location commonly live. Indeed, I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment.
I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver, and as the driver approached I observed his California vanity plate which, in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word “fresh”. Additionally, from his rearview mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in gambling and board games. In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique. Instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community located at the previously mentioned location.
We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 o’clock, and in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odor through my sense of olfaction. I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival: Here I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air as monarch.
[edit] ED Bel-Air
In Encyclopedia Dramatica, Born and raised,
crashing Habbo was where I spent most of my days,
chilling out, haxxing, relaxing all cool, and all stopping that AIDS, getting in the pool
But a couple of mods, they were up to no good, started making trouble in the public rooms
I got banned once or twice, and my Mom got scared, she said:
"You're going to go to work on the desktop downstairs"
I called up Dominos, and when the pizza got here
The guy driving was a Nigra, with dice in the mirror
If anything, I thought this driver was rare,
But I thought, nah forget it, To the Habbosphere Pool!
There were nigras by the pool, about 7 or 8,
and I yelled to my mother " Go home, cook My dinner!"
I looked at the nigras, I was finally there
To sit checking /b/, getting lulz from Bel-Air
[edit] Epic 4chan Copypasta version
In west philadelphia, born and raised, C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER NO U on the playground is where I spent most aborted of my chilling money out, maxing, relaxing all scratching, anal raped, cool dsfargeg and shittin', you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. Just Aeris dies shooting, dick suckin' dice, some niggas' b-ball outside became tossed salad and scrambled eggs an hero the school when up yours couple DESU PENIS DESU of Gays, dickgirls' guys, not DESU, rice they were up to no my throne good. Started making "Trouble Pasta Pancakes" in raped me hiv Bombs, my DESU neighbourhood hiv DESU I, In west PENIS DESU, get pants in one little Philadelphia fight orgy and DESU DESU dick my DESU mom DESU DESU got laid scared laid and said "Hey guys wuts going on in this thread? You DESU moving DESU raep with Guten Abendto then suddenly DESU you're Auntie DESU and DESU Uncle Meowth (that's right!) in Hooker." A Cad DESU and Bel- Air. DESU DESU when it 8U came near DESU Issak DESU El Destructo Fernand Monster Mash Von Slowpoke after win, before Jews did WTC, I pulled up to the Panzermagier House about 7 or Kampfer 8 you, and yelled to the driver "Meet yo homes to smell ya pleased later!". I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Radu PENIS Bel-Air.
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