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Falcon punch

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A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of energy and win into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible--hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

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[edit] How To Falcon Punch

  • Punch your palm with a fist, then cock your fist back and scream, FAAALLCOOONN!!!
  • Then while throwing your fist forward yell, PAAAAUUUNCCHHH!!
  • tell the bitch to make you a sammich and if she doesn't, threaten to punch her again

[edit] Examples

Planned parenthood approved!.
Planned parenthood approved!.
Resident Falcon
Resident Falcon



Falcon Punches can also be used for teh Anti-lulz.

Captain Shepard is a pretty cool guy. Eh falcon punches reporters and doesnt afraid of anything


Why you should never hire Captain Falcon as a construction worker.


Falcon Kick works too. Well, not really.

WARNING: Attempting to Falcon Kick the AIDZ infested shin of a nigger will result in self pwnage. Just Falcon Punch them in the face.


[edit] When Falcon Punches Collide

TRUTH: The LHC is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, instigating the end times.
TRUTH: The LHC is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, instigating the end times.
Gotta Punch Em All!.
Gotta Punch Em All!.
Snake wishes he was as cool as Captain Falcon, but he fails.
Snake wishes he was as cool as Captain Falcon, but he fails.
Captain Falcon saves Russia from the threat of aerial phallic assault.
Captain Falcon saves Russia from the threat of aerial phallic assault.

When delivered by an individual with a power level of over 9000, a Falcon Punch can produce the same effects as dividing by zero. This is the only case in which a Limit Break may be countered. A Falcon Punch delivery may also convince the target to consider a Final Solution.

While the beginning of the universe was made thanks to a simultaneous Falcon Punch, it are a fact! Internet Theologians and Scientists scour scrolls and the stars themselves for signs of two Falcon Punches of equal amounts of win, colliding. Should this ever come to be, it will result in this:



As you can see, this is clearly the VelociRapture! So make your peace with Raptor Jesus now. You have been warned.

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