Benito Mussolini
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Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini pwnt Southern Europe at least 100 years ago. Her Italian army didn't worry much about the Jews, since her lover Hitler was successfully trolling in the North.
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[edit] Early Life
Andrea, or Benito, as she preferred to be called, grew up in a pizza parlor in the Crown Heights neighborhood of Brooklyn. Her father was a famous tomato sauce manufacturer, and her mother was a Lady of the Night with a charming affliction. Young Andrea developed a fetish for wearing blood-stained panties that her mother's whore friends would leave on the Parlour floor. This is how she met a fellow CD named Adolf Hitler - trading pix via post, since /b/ wouldn't be invented for like 10 years.
[edit] Love Affair
Andrea and Hitler fell quickly in love, driven by their mutual hatred of jews and their love of teh cock. They decided to elope, fleeing to Denmark, the only country on Earth ghey enough to marry them. There they hatched their scheme for Total World Domination. It was decided that Hitler would pwn the Jews, Andrea would get the Ethiopians, and some nip would get to eat the rest of the AZNs.
[edit] WWII
Done strictly for the lulz, WWII was going great for the lovers until some fgts fucked their shit up. Hitler famously became An hero on January 3rd, 1956, the same day Mel Gibson was born. Andrea was heartbroken. She took a bunch of pills in a camchat and washed them down with Mojitos.
Communist guerrillas eventually tracked her down and pwned her and her whore severely in the ass. They then hung her upside down for the lulz.
