Benjamin-the-Fox

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Benjamin-the-Fox, is a 24 year-old deviantTART. Recently, EDiots noticed that despite strong furry leanings he actually manages to pull off being a chubby-moderately-talented quasi-emo closet dweller.

He is 24 and depressed about his virginity.

1 Not a Furry
2 Closet FurFag for President
3 Awesome Animation
4 An Comic!
5 Artz4Sale

[edit] Not a Furry

It is important to note that while there are clear indications that "the-Fox" is a furry. He claims not to be part of any Furry clique though he does seem to enjoy the idea of being some sort of Boy-Fox or Boy-Rabbit who hangs out with a child.

No, clearly this is not a Sperm Monster getting ready to rape Ben as a rabbit.

His gallery is full of many other fine examples of this guy not being a furry. He does refrain from uploading his hardcore pr0n probably because it is coated in his sterile semen and tears before he can scan it.

This guy does have some talent and he seems to be fairly creative. He is not overtly entrenched in some furry fantasy world but clearly he does insert himself into furry art.

He just reads Furfag Monthly for the lulz.

[edit] Closet FurFag for President

LoliFur?

Just what we need more half naked Fox-Boy.

And who might you want that fairy to be doing...

Benjamin-the-Fox decided that he would moralize on most important forums . Apparently, it is okay for him to spout his opinions on everything but if anyone else disagrees or even hints at a different point of view they are wrong. He also clearly has no ability to detect sarcasm. This is clearly a sign of assbergers

“	I don't know if that's irony, but it is morbidly funny.	„
—Ben , commenting on a stabbing.

“	Well, at least she was clothed.	„
—Ben , prefers his naked women be anthro men.

“	Sex will be powerful no matter what method we use to tone down it's power. You wont tame a beast by merely feeding it. It always gets hungry again. The most damaging thing, is when sexuality is alienated from the person who is "Sexy" because then they stop being a person, and become an object.	„
—Ben, taking a break from arting to wax puritanical about a subject he has no experience with, sex.

“	That sounds repulsive.	„
—Ben's, opinion on vagoo .

“	Anyone who EVER uses the term "Bros Before Hoes" should be hanged by the neck until dead, you misogynist creep.	„
—Ben failing to get down verbally.

[edit] Awesome Animation

This is a 2:43 of fail that he bills as "3 minutes that took him ten months". I guess the delay was because he was furiously masturbating to his own creation. It was well received on youtube mainly because the only people looking at it were actually hoping the Sperm Monster tentacle-fucked the Rabbit-Boy. They continue to lick his nuts out of a desperate need that their dreams of underage anthro rape comes true.

Any trolling of it will probably result in instant lulz since he seems obsess over it.

Of course, rabbit ass...clearly this guy is not a furry.

“	It's supposed to be reminiscent of an evil beluga whale, but whatever . . .	„
—Ben about his dream date.

“	Thanks. They were long and brutal months to be sure.	„
—Ben , yes Ben well things are brutal when you forget the lube.

[edit] An Comic!

Unlike his animated attempt his Comics show a certain artistic ability that does not involve partially naked animal-people. It does however show that he lacks any and all skill at creating a decent storyline. His dialogue reads like general anime conversation which is probably the only conversation he knows.

Edgy Art shame bad there is no coherent storyline, continuity or reason for it existing.

Pretty much all of his posted comics follow the same pattern; they are drawings that attempt to create a feeling that something might happen when in reality they are just regurgitated concepts flowing from the pen of a somewhat-talented, humorless dick.

[edit] Artz4Sale

He is sick of looking at it but you should buy it!

Loli too? For shame Ben...For shame.

Ben, is yet another in a long line of deviantTARTs that believe people are going to pay them for their doodles.

He may have some talent but he thinks someone is going to pay $49.95 for anything he has in his prints section? Is anyone rushing to the store to buy a poster sized Lolicon shot or some vacant landscape--oh wait he has some knights and a dragon.

He probably could make money selling his artz if someone would stop telling him how great everything he does is and instead pointed out how what he is spending months on will probably only produce one kind of buyer. Of course, you can tell him this yourself. This guy is a lolcow waiting to happen.