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Beyblade

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

So not gay.

Beyblade, known in Japan as Babe Laid, is a cencored Japanese hentai anime about Muslim rape and kids playing with EXTREME DREIDELS. In Japan it is one of the most successful hentai series ever, in the United States it is meant for a far younger public. To make it up, 4kids has added a furry to the series. We're not quite thankful, but the thought is supposed to count.

1 Story
2 Succesful
3 Relevance to the Internets
4 Rating
5 See Also
6 External Links

[edit] Story

None. No seriously, there is no developing story. But since we're all friends in a very homophilic way, I'll try to explain.

There's one guy named Tyson. He's an emo with a top given to him by a Muslim. Since his top can't cut, he trains with his best friend Max, who also happens to be a Muslim. All of the sudden a nerdy boy from the Lulz club comes around and asks to join them. A furry and a ninja will join soon after the nerd. They just keep training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, andthegame training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training... It's like a huge copypasta series. (Alot like inuyasha)

When they finally felt confident, a random battle would occur! After these battles they would go training again.

[edit] Succesful

Sounds boring huh? But why is this series so popular in Japan? It's because we can't enjoy the full delight of this awesome series, since 4kids has taken the courage of turning this awesome hentai series in a series for children and Michael Jackson. Babe Laid (ですですですですです in Japanese) actually has a story, though noone knows what it's about, since noone can read Japanese in this modern age. Otaku's were trying, but they'd rather watch Naruto and Cardcaptor Sakura. The awesome lulz will never be seen on the western shore, not even through the almighty internets. The original catch phrase for show was "Go Shoot", but was replaced with "Let it Rip", to avoid references to school shootings.

[edit] Relevance to the Internets

Besides the copypasta above and the never ending war of which breakfast Anime is the best between Pokemon, Digimon, Yugioh and Dragon Ball Z, not much really, eh? I guess they better just keep on training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training...

[edit] Rating

Action: The action brings you back to the old days where tits were not yet invented and tops were as cool as Judas Priest is now. Also, plenty of montages to go with the training and training and training...
Lulz: None, 4kids has erased all the lulz and replaced them with an additional character.
Gayness: A group of 5 men, and that means ONLY MEN, who play with spinning tops and get critically hurt when playing with them. Sounds like Muslim.
Morals: The Power of Friendship! It can destroy more than the Nazi regime! Worth an expired coupon at Larry the Lulzy Laundrycleaner! Have a friend you faggot! Yeah right, they stole that shit concept from Yugioh.

[edit] See Also

Pokemon The same fucked up bullshit as Beyblades. In the eyes of pokemon fans, Beyblades is a terrorist supported cult full of nerds, molesters, and retarded little kids.
Cardcaptor Sakura Girl version of pokemon.
Digimon See description above.
Zoids Another anime series. This time its about fucking giant robots.
Yu-Gi-Oh. If Beyblade could turn some tops into a tv show, we can turn some fucking CARDS into one just as good!