Big Brother
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Taken from the novel 1984 by George Orwell, Big Brother is the imaginary, omniscient and supposedly benevolent figurehead of the Stalinesque totalitarian regime governing Oceania. Nowadays, the term Big Brother is applied to the United States government because they are supposedly watching us all the time. It is also used liberally whenever anyone, anywhere mentions technology, example Fuckhead: Cameras are really powerful these days Fucktit: Yeah, if we don't monitor them we'll have Big Brother watching us. Fuckhead: o rly? Fucktit: ya rly. Fuckhead: NO WAI!
The above exchange is not funny. Our apologies.
Liberals like to say George W. Bush is Big Brother, but that's bullshit. Bush is too stupid to be as powerful and all-seeing as Big Brother, and besides, Big Brother was supposed to be benevolent.
More importantly, Big Brother is a reality TV show based on the life and death of L. Ron Hubbard. A bunch of no-life dickheads volunteer to live in a house and be taped 24/7 doing embarassing things such as taking it in the ass and raping each other. Contrary to popular belief, the show's inhabitants are genuine human beings. This fact, however, remains in dispute. Everyone from the past series' of the show are now either dead or working as internet pedophile basement dwellers pretending to be 16 year old girls.
In the 2006 season of Big Brother, a slutty whore went over to the bed of two men. Whilst on it, they held her down and one member slapped her in the face with his penis. The "Turkey Slapping" incident caused a huge uproar across the state and the Prime Minister John Howard (the one who takes it up the ass from George Bush) asked for the show to be removed.
Big Brother was let off on a technicality; the incident was shown on the 24/7 live cameras on the BB website, and everybody knows there aren't many laws for internet stuff. Except pedophilia and possibly rape porn. All in all, the only people who saw it were a bunch of weirdo freak losers who just happened to be watching a shitty mindless show at 2AM.
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[edit] UK 2007 Celebrity BB
In the UK 2007 celebrity BB, the Sky news group accused a half caste English woman Jade Goody of racism against an Indian Shilpa Shetty which reached international news status and had the British Prime Minister apologise to the Indian Prime Minister.
However, in India, a woman carrying a child of mixed nationality would be burnt alive by the parents should they find out.
Please, while you're there in "Yurop", point out that the English are now so politically correct that they will not even protect themselves against being falsely accused of racism, just incase it could be seen as racism. However, since the three making the "racist" remarks were fat, transgendered and a Miss England, the media were looking for an excuse to ruin their careers and get even moar money from their "exclusive stories" and lulz.
[edit] Big Brother Africa
THIS IS AFRICAAAA!
[edit] Australian Big Brother
As of at least 100 years ago, Australia stole Big Brother. Some whore got turkey slapped one time, and people lolled. The bitch was asking for it, this was Josef Fritzl's idea. Originally he was going to write in his daughter and himself but got rejected when 10 found out that he was not making it a mudkip. She also got compensation after the show ended , the 2 guys raped her and she finally got what she wanted. Last thursday, Corey Faggoton has decided to join Big Brother Australia. This was like dropping EFG in a Faggot's house. He got assraped by the crowd, booing until the faggot left the compound. Noone has yet to kill him. On monday the 21st, this fucking shitty show was finally axed as the show had shit ratings.
