Niggercock

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These two fuckwads were arrested and convicted of carrying a concealed niggercock. They were sentenced to death by massive loldong.

The rare Pygmy Albino Niggercock in its natural habitat.

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This should be pretty self explanatory. Nigger + Cock = Niggercock. While most Niggercocks are widely believed to be niggeroid in origin, any wang big enough to inspire fear in the men's room qualifies as a Niggercock. For example, despite being azn, Cho Seung-Hui had a niggercock, which he used as a grappling hook to swing from rafter to rafter during the Virginia Tech massacre.

Paradoxically, anyone who names themselves or otherwise purports to have a Niggercock clearly has a millimeter peter. Google reveals that many people have tried this online already, only to reveal themselves as complete and utter fucktards.

[edit] Use

Niggercocks have various uses.

• Fucking jailmates.
• Locating JB.
• Causing tsunamis. LOL.
• Fucking your cell mate.
• Being fucked by your cell mate.
• Attracting the right type of young ladies.
• Making your friends cry. :[

[edit] See Also

• Niggerdick, the undeniably lighter version of Niggercock
• Nigger
• Cock
• The Great Black Dick Hoax
• Dong

[edit] Links

• Urban Dictionary definition of Niggercock

Warning!: This article is a stub, but Niggercocks aren't. If you should encounter a Niggercock in real life, you'll end up sorry.