Bill Hicks

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Well, yeah, he is.

Bill Hicks, an actually lulz-inducing comedian around at least 100 years ago. Notable for dying of Cancer and for spawning an army of copy-cats, most notably Denis Leary. His act mainly consisted of topics including Smoking (while smoking), the first Iraq war, Pedophilia and a Lemonparty containing Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Dan Quayle and Rush Limbaugh. He also envisioned Jay Leno commiting suicide by sticking an Uzi in his mouth live on TV and Vanilla Ice sucking Satan's cock for fame and glory.

Hicks grew a beard in later life to hide the fact that cancer was eating his face. Nobody gave a fuck about him, as people instead jacked off to Andrew Dice Clay's "jokes". Also, he was considered too soon by many people, due to the fact that his comedy was actually funny. Hicks was also let down by networks too pussy to put his material on television. Hicks became very popular in England due to the English's hobby of laughing at American society so that it can ignore its own.

“	The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun -- for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question. "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we... we kill those people.	„
—Bill Hicks

[edit] Goat Boy

Bill Hicks has been performing gigs at this spot since 1994 and still out-lulz 99% of other comedians

One of Hick's alter egos was a furfag goat by the name of Goat Boy who would go around looking for sex with loli. No, seriously, guys, look.

[edit] Denis Leary

Denis Leary: Bill Hicks minus the funny.

Irish sodomite, Denis Leary, stole a lot of Bill's jokes.

“	I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camoflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did.	„
—Bill Hicks' response

He should go star in an overrated series instead of reworking his comedy... oh wait. Well, in a much more simplified way of describing him, Denis Leary is very much the Uncyclopedia to Hicks' Encyclopedia Dramatica.