Bill Spider
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Bill Spider was a small MS paint drawing made by Ausfag basement dweller David Thorne (Dorian Thorn pseudonym?) that resulted in a fairly good example of IRL trolling with a dose of troll remorse. This fairly small incident resulted in an Ausfag news frenzy that prooved that the painting skills of a 3 year old can still earn you eFame and false hope.
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The Story
The story originated Last Thursday when David Thorne, being the incompetent unemployed luser that he is, decided to troll the phone service provider through a series of emails. The first email was a complaint from his phone company that he had been refusing to pay his bills
| —phone company |
Tired of paying the man, David decided that instead of paying his bill he would save his precious money and instead proceed to troll the shit out of the company
| —David Thorne |
The stupidity continued for several chain emails before, wussing out, David baulked under the building pressure of troll remorse like the fucking n00b he is
| —David Thorne, suffering from troll remorse |
The Article
Apparently nothing happens in Australia so the story starved news website NineMSN decided that this quality story was worth their bandwidth, time and money to use as their front story. As the article combined basement dwellers favorite pastime (beside fapping to furry pr0n), dodging paying taxes and MS paint, it instantly rocketed to the Number 1 article of the month.
The eBay
Almost exploding with eFame and unwarrented self importance David Thane decided that he could sell his piece of crappy 'art' on eBay. This produced a bidding frenzy in which the retards of the interwebz converged upon eBay to waste money on something they COULD HAVE FUCKING COPIED FROM THE ARTICLE. Apparently the picture of the spider, which takes about three seconds to draw in paint, was worth to some idiot 10,000 dollars, leading to another shitty article from NineMSN.
The Fraud *Gasp*
Orgasming in complete excitement David Thorne proceeded to attempt to collect the money, which the bidder was totally going to pay, and then cried when he was laughed at and told to GTFO. The bidder, Patrick Monaz, replied.
| —Patrick Monaz |
Clearly Patrick was doing it for teh Lulz. eBay decided to step in and make Patrick pay up:
| —eBay |
All the drama spawned another shitty article. This is true proof that even though LA can burn to the ground and a Black man can get voted into the whitehouse Australia still finds drawn spiders far more interesting.
The articles
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