Bill Nye

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Bill Nye or Bill Nye the Science Jew (November 25, 1955) is that jew in the bow-tie that was on the TV every time you looked up in your science classroom throughout your entire grade school education. He is most notably recognized for his ability to talk about science and throw puns in between to make you less interested in science altogether. He also did this fucking annoying thing where he'd repeat an important scientific word 9 times with different close-ups of his face each time, an obvious hypnotism method to garner more sexual attraction from every child in grade school .

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Contents 1 Why Bill Nye The Science Guy Is Fail 2 Why Bill Nye The Science Guy Is Win 3 DID YOU KNOW THAT.... 4 NOW YOU KNOW.... 5 See Also

[edit] Why Bill Nye The Science Guy Is Fail

• Is a jew
• Had kids on his show to make science appear cool, rad and far out! And because he loves kids
• Thinks puns are funny
• Is 52 years old

[edit] Why Bill Nye The Science Guy Is Win

• Successfully trolled the education system.
• Wears a bow-tie
• Did not have his iPod stolen.
• Is Ted Theodore Logan's dad.
• Proved how stupid people in Texas are.

[edit] DID YOU KNOW THAT....

• Bill Nye is a jew
• Having only a master's degree in mechanical engineering, Bill Nye is not a real scientist, what like a BSc in Psychology lol?
• Nobody likes science
• Repeating a word 50 times is funny
• Nobody wants to fucking see Bill Nye after 6th grade
• Bill Nye did WTC
• The moon reflects the light of the sun, which means Bill Nye hates god. proof here lol
• Bill Nye Is WAY too proud of his only 2 contributions to science - the Mars Rover sundial and the 747 "tube."
• Deep-voiced men hold cameras and do unfunny commentary for Science Television
• Bill Nye has a new TV show called The Eyes of Nye with no deep-voiced man doing commentary
• The deep-voiced announcer on his old show was also the announcer on Smash Bros Brawl*
• He has planned a conspiracy with the next U.S. President to legalize child porn

[edit] NOW YOU KNOW....

Self-esteem rising. I feel more confident about life now that I know all of the above. THANK YOU BILL NYE!!!!

[edit] See Also

• Bill Cosby
• Bill Clinton
• Fred Phelps
• Scientology
• Cedric The Entertainer

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