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Billoon45, aka. Bill Monroe, is a 46 year old bald man with an unsavory obsession for balloons. His jewtube profile lists his occupation as a "floor tech ( somewhat unemployed ) for now," which is double speak for a part time janitor. It is very hard to explain why or how someone with this sort of damaged/deranged mindset could come into being. His love of balloons is blatantly sexual, seeing as 90% of his 155 videos allude to various fetishes and sexual acts being performed on balloons.

Unfortunately, Billoon45 fails to understand that some people actually enjoy his videos. In addition to being extremely creepy, his annoyingly high-pitched, nasal, halting, voice makes his videos difficult to watch.

“	Good day and happy inflations to you all	„
—Bill on life in general

Contents 1 Get to Know billoon45 1.1 His career in "Floor tech" 1.2 His sexuality 1.3 Bill on www.instrife.com/board 2 Sexy acts performed on his "balloons" 3 Billoon Strikes Back ?! 4 Billoon Bursts ED's Balloon 5 Love finds Billoon 6 Billoon faces hardship 7 Billoon Radio Interview 8 Related Articles 9 Resources

[edit] Get to Know billoon45

Please note: due to massive amounts of butthurt, Bill no longer allows embedding of his videos. They can still be found in their original form by clicking on the images. Disregard that, he's now given up on even that because he admits that we own him for life. Disregard that he's now deleted these videos, wow that's some epic butthurt HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

Is he attempting to fornicate with the balloons?

A bold experiment gone horribly wrong

[edit] His career in "Floor tech"

By making inferences and listening closely to details in his " commentary of the past month on the job," we see that billoon45 is working part time, at $9 an hour and still finds the funds to maintain. His working skillz are limited to mopping and vacuuming looooong hallways from the working hours of 2:30 - 11:05. His coworkers and/or employers are unhappy with him the first month on the job, all is well.

[edit] His sexuality

“	There are some questions that are totally uncalled for... like, am I a sex offender or a child molester, come ooonnn!! You guys need to get a clue! I am not a child molester, really, I'm just a guy who likes to have fun.	„
—Billoon45; over explaining himself a tad too much

[edit] Bill on www.instrife.com/board

“	while checking my videos on youtube I came across some links to it, one was for Encyclopedia Dramatica and what I read was in bad taste I talked to a few friends about it. sometime later, I looked things over and it looked like someone did a hack job on the artical, more power to whoever did it :)	„
—Billoon45; posting on www.instrife.com/board

If you wish to chat with Bill Monroe, he has been known to post on www.instrife.com/board, where many of Bill's fans question him about his love for balloons.

See thread: http://instrife.com/board/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124381&perpage=25&highlight=&pagenumber=1

[edit] Sexy acts performed on his "balloons"

Keep in mind all these videos portray non consensual sex with balloons, always resulting in the death of the victim.

lapdance

Magic latex blowjob

unbirthing

threesome With two HUGE balloons!

oh god wow just wow

[edit] Billoon Strikes Back ?!

After discovering his article here on Encyclopedia Dramatica, Bill decided to take the lawl into his own hands in an act of vigilante justice. Under the username of Billm he attempted to meticulously remove small pieces of his article, hoping that no one would notice if he did it a little bit at a time. Needless to say, somebody did notice, and Bill swiftly got banhammered, but not before uploading these quirky videos of butthurt to his YouTube account:

“	He should be a serf or something. Harvesting sugar cane until the sudden surge in physical activity kills him. What a wise soul, him and his long thoughtful pauses and drawling voice groping for words. Fuck...ing self important sick fuck.	„
— stickittotheman1

[edit] Billoon Bursts ED's Balloon

Through sophisticated social engineering techniques, the indomitable force that is Bill's intellect has discovered that the dastardly fiend behind his article is either Butthurt or Whatever!!!112233. Bill has yet to reveal how he discovered this shocking information, but remains adamant that GOOD WILL PREVAIL!!! Bill has stated quite clearly that he intends on winning this epic battle by doing absolutely nothing.

update: Another victory for the overmind!

[edit] Love finds Billoon

Here she is making whale noises to another fat friend of hers

[edit] Billoon faces hardship

After creeping out fellow staff members with tall-tales of his jewtubes adventures, the school where he was employed as a janitor put him on paid suspension and he was eventually fired. It was deemed that Billoon was unsafe around children with his unusually open obsession with performing sexual acts on balloons. And thusly he was banished...once again... from the custodial arts.

Billoon admits that he was at fault for his dismissal, noting that he was warned in advance regarding his videos. But he just couldn't help himself. Those soft squishy balloons... the smell of them and how they feel against your face. oh my. How can one resist?

See for yourself:

Billoon has since removed many of his videos, but will soon reveal their new secret location to only his most loyal fans. To Be Continued.

[edit] Billoon Radio Interview

Billoon gets interviewed by a popular NZ radio station 'The Edge'

[edit] Related Articles

• fetish
• not gay
• youtube
• inflation
• retard
• pedo
• Ruining The Internet

[edit] Resources

• doxdog.com; Billoon45
• The Muse Online quickly covers Billoon45

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