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Bitch
Bitch
Her throat looks like a vagina, fact.
Her throat looks like a vagina, fact.
OMG SO FUCKING BITCHY
OMG SO FUCKING BITCHY
Bitches love it when you pwn daemons with a stick
Bitches love it when you pwn daemons with a stick

Used by breeders to refer to female dogs.But as nobody gives a damn about breeders, it is Used by everyone else to refer to a woman who is push(s)y, loud and mean. Modern women are conflicted about whether bitch is an insult or not. Lesbians say it stands for "Babe In Total Control of Herself" but that's just because they are called bitches twelve times a day and they had to come up with something. Bitch is also used by inmates when referring to new male brides. Men in mainstream society have borrowed the term, and may call any other male they have successfully dominated "their bitch." It is common knowledge that bitches don't know about my dick.

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[edit] Using Bitch In Conversation

The word "bitch" can be used in pretty much any conversation.

[edit] Jolly Sports Chat

  • Look Who's Running Purdue
    • "This message isn't for Purdue, nope, it's for Gottlieb YOU ARE A BITCH, a cheating, lying, bitch. I know things on you and I am totally comeing for you. You may not see this, but someone there will, I am calling you out! Not to locker number 3, but to reply anywhere and defend the reasons for you being allowed on TV (even if it is cold pizza half the time) or Radio (at night). You suck and I think you have major problems, more than ESPN knows. You are a bitch a bitch a bitch. Come get some if you could ever defend this."

[edit] Defining Boundaries

  • Funplex Cute Kids
  • Hey if your 13 come talk to me
    • "im with chad and you are a bitch bitch you mother fuckin bitch who is such a fuckin bitch you horney mother fuckin bitch you get off here ok you biest bitch bimbo stupid ass bitch get off ok oh yeh and your mama."
  • Heartless Bitches' Malebag
    • "YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH....WHAT THE FUCK...YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN...YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT US MALES WERE THE ONES WHO WERE FIRST CREATED, THEN THE WOMEN. BUT YOUR NOT A WOMAN, YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKIN LESBIAN.....AND U SUCK ALL YOUR OTHER LESBO MEMBERS' SNATCH...YOU ARE A BITCH!"

[edit] Disagreeing With Artistic Criticism

  • Hip-Hop On A Higher Level
    • "yo Big Weezy check it take your corny ass lyrics and go home you little bitch. lay off my mutha fuckin nigga Big O and why cant you throw up your hands like a man instead of hiding behind a gun maybe you know my nigga Big O will beat your gumbo eatin bitch ass to a state of unconsciousness youll be seein triple Sprites in your eyesight. You are a bitch come to NYC with that bullshit we will throw your bitch ass of the Brooklyn Bridge you faggot.
  • Teen Movie Critics
    • "Dear Bitch, You suck the biggest, hairiest donkey shlong that ever existed. Maybe you should watch the fucking movies before you review them. And HOW could you say that the Star Wars aliens are stupid?! All the Star Trek aliens are human with a couple of lumps or dots. Add a lump-got a new alien! Add a notch-fresh alien out of the pot! Your a stupid, uncle fucking, ugly, fat, crack whore!!! YOUR REVIEWS HAVE NO GRACE OR INSIGHT AND YOUR PIONTS LIKE "Why don't they punch each other out??...duh...I'm a fucking moron...duh..." MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!!!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A PORN SITE ON ULGY FAT WHORES THAT SUCK SWEATY NUT-SACKS. - Love, Robert"

[edit] Bitch, please

This is what you say to a female after she asks you if you're paying for the meal or movie. Or, if she asks you if you "want to go again," whatever that means.

Woman: Hey, that sex was incredible...can you give me another go?
Man: Bitch, please, once was enough for your yeast-infected ass. I'm going to troll Encyclopedia Dramatica.

[edit] Extra information

Tori Sue Heck, the queen bitch of ALL bitches around the globe!
Tori Sue Heck, the queen bitch of ALL bitches around the globe!
no, she actually doesn't use them.
no, she actually doesn't use them.
Picture of a typical pollack bitch
Picture of a typical pollack bitch


Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick, Get's the fuck out after you're done, And I hops in my ride to make a quick run... I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright, We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night, Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats, And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets, Peep, the shit got deep and it was on, Number 1 song after number 1 song, Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat, I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at, But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do, Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2, And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin', Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit, Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short, So now she's takin' me to court, It's real conversation for your ass, So recognize and pass to Daz, Now as i'm rollin' with my nigga Dre and Eastwood, Fuckin' hoes, clockin' dough up to no good, We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks, Bitch, and it's like that, This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow, Ya run up in them hoes and grab the cash, And get your dash on, While you're chillin', with your homies and shit, And how my niggaz kick the anthem like this, ...To the store, to get me a 4-0, Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes, So I head down the street to long beach, Just so i could meet, a freak, To lick me from my head to my feet, And I'm here, now I'm ready to be done up, Nothin' but homies around so I puts my gun up, Bitches on my nuts like clothes, But i'm from the pound and we don't love them hoes, How could you trust a hoe? Cuz a hoe's a trick, We don't love them tricks, Cuz a trick's a bitch, And my dick's constantly in her mouth, And turnin' them trick ass hoes the fuck out, Now... I once had a bitch named Mandy May, Used to be up in them guts like everyday, The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung, I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung, The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good, But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood, So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine, Guess what? Got gaffled by one time, I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail, 6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail, I get's released on a hot sunny day, My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre, Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news, Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues, I ain't been out a second, And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin, Move up the block as we groove down the block, See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock, Kick in the do', I look on the flo', It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo, I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed, Man, fuck a bitch!, I don't give a fuck about a bitch, But i and her know that they can't fade this, Cause i'm doin my own thingdown with the swang, I'm hangin' with Death Row like it ain't no thing, I say you know can't deal, Cuz I'm a btich that's real, Motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah, They need to chill, Because I don't give a fuck, And I don't give a fuck, And now I gotta do some... And now I gotta do some shit that's clean, But when I'm on a dick, hell yeah, I get real mean, Like a washing machine, I can wash the clothes, All the hoes knows, That i'm on the flo' ho, But they can't hang with my type on swang, I ain't tryin' to say I suck every ding-a-lang, But just the juicy ones, Witht he tip of the tongue, And then their sprung, With the nuts hung,

[edit] Assortment of Bitches

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