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Bitches don't know

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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1 Origin of the Phrase
2 Internet Phenomena
3 Do It Rite
4 Links

[edit] Origin of the Phrase

"Bitches Don't Know Bout My Dick" was a phrase coined by producer/composer/fgt "BlingBling" of Colesville, Maryland in the summer of 2004, in his short song entitled "Bitches Don't Know". The song was created to parody the lyrics typically found in most gangsta rap and crunk music of the time. Bling was part of the Colesville satire band/group the "Stonegate Ballers," also known as the "Mic Fellowship" and the "Coalition of the Willingly Crunk," signed to Full Force Entertainment of Silver Spring, Maryland.

[edit] Internet Phenomena

The short phrase later became popular in late 2006 as an "Internet disease" photo, or massively popular photo used for montages/photoshop comedy, after a wigger wearing a T-Shirt bearing the phrase surfaced on the Internet. The wigger is, in reality, Rich [last name omitted], co-founder of Full Force Entertainment, who took the picture as a comedy stunt in an attempt to prove that he was comfortable with his masculinity (a lulzy endeavor due to the common knowledge that all white "gangstas" pack as much sausage as a jewish deli and participate in much literal butthurt).

The original photo was then altered heavily by the online community, with both the face and the words "My Dick" replaced with something designed to get lulz.

[edit] Do It Rite

Download Cookie Regular font. In all caps, write:

BITCHES

DON'T KNOW

BOUT MY

Then tilt it slightly to the right using the move tool.

Bitches Don't Know Bout My Gallery

Bitches Don't Know Bout ~~her~~ ~~his~~ IT'S gender.	Bitches Don't Know Bout My Boot	Madeleine McCann says "Bitches don't know 'bout my whereabouts	Bitches can't shot web.
Oh, exploitable

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Bitches don't know bout Dexter's secret.	Michael Vick	Bitches don't know bout my sandbox
Bitches don't know bout fgsfds.	And he had one thing you haven't got... a GREAT, BIG, BUSHY BEARD!	Bitches donno bout Billy Mays' crappy products!	Stupid guild leader that thinks his pally is the best... It's not.
Brownie Samwich anyone?	This is copyright infringement	Mark Foley told them.	Sleazy E
Bitches don't remember that sort of shit.	GTFO. Pool's closed, Steve Irwin didn't listen, will you?	Cheese1997	Pussy is relativity bitches
Bitches don't know bout your pedophilia either.	The Punisher movie is being directed by a bitch.		flea market montgomery.. ITS JUST LIKE A MINI MALL!!
PEE FIGHT!		Their suckage level is over 9000.
I am serious		1/0	Bitches don't know about my Ventrilo harassment.
IT'SSS AWWWRIGHTTT NIGGA	2 MOAR BIG MACS		Who Knew?
	Jack Thompson Whats you		Sucks to be him.
Three memes at once. Who'da thunk it?	Mahmoud Ahmadinejad approves of this meme	I'm afraid the bitches do know this one	The furry version.
You knew this was coming.	But nobody saw this coming.	Bitches don't know that I'm an hero.	Bush reacts to Democratic zerg rush.
Bitches don't know Spike dies.	Bitches don't know bout forced memes	Bitches don't know about DEXTERS SECRET	We require additional pylons.
Bitches don't know the pool's closed.	Bitches don't know about my 9/11.	Bitches don't know about my chest pain.	Bitches don't know about my power level.‎
Bitches don't know about my fatalities.	Bitches don't know about azn gangsters.	Bitches don't know about shit-gen warfare.	bitches don't know bout my floppy disk
This bitch wants moar.	Bitches don't know about longcat, it seems.	O RLY? gains more fame.	O RLY? gets a makeover.
Bitches don't know that i was saving that bacon.	Bitches just don't know.	His should be known by all.	Bitches don't know about his razor.
~DESU DESU desu DESU DESU desu DESU used DeSu.	OMG GANGSTARZ.	My Nuts?	PURE PWNAGE.
Limecat is still not amused.	Official Seal required.	PURE PWNAGE. AGAIN.	Say "hello" to my little friend.
SICK LIZARD MAN!	Wow an uber newb did this one	Bitches don't know bout Tsukihime doujin	No they don't.
They never saw it coming!	Bitches don't know 'bout my love for the cock	Bitches don't know 'bout my miscarriage	Bitches don't know bout my radio show.
Bitches don't know bout my multitasker	Raep tiem	IP's are serious business	....What???
Great Scott!	Getting raped	Prince, you are doing it wrong.	Nobody knows what's in them except the Macho Man.
Bitches don't know about my FAS	Our star cruisers cannot repel faggotry of this magnitude!	...
Cooldude shows his goods.	Bitches don't know I DID WTC	SPARTANS...WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!!	Not bout the Rapture neither
	Bitches don't know bout my snakes.	Bitches don't know about the Juggernaut	Bitches don't know about my VTech
lol wut?	Nor does anyone care.	Probably because bitches just don't give a shit about bleach fags and NEVAR will!	Tyler Dumstorf was an awesome dude.
	Bitches don't know he's the head of the radiology department.	Bitches Don't Know Bout My Drama	Bitches DID know about his $300,000 kickback
Only the blue bitches know.	Bitches don't know bout my wig.	Bitches also don't know bout roid rage	Bitches stay dry while others feel the pain.
Bitches Dont Now Bout Me Cheating	Bitches Dont Now Bout Me Number	Bitches Dont Now Bout Me Balls	Bitches Dont Know Bout My Moria
	Bitches know 'bout Michael Vick		Bitches don't know 'bout me FUCKYEAHSEAKING!
	YRETERY	Nigger	The Next thing I know I've got a bunch of naked guys on my profile
	that's right eh!	also INTERNET HATE MACHINES	If only she could just eat it!
	Bitches don't know bout Voldemort's Horcruxes	LOL WHAT	Bitches don't know he showers with Brynley's dad
Bitch, I be readin' Dworkin!	Bitches don't know 'bout EFG	I rule Team Communist bitch!
WOT WOT	Bitches don't know bout Daniel Craig.	Bitches don't know 'bout the criteria for speedy deletion!	The GNU says that bitches don't know about his free documentation license.
Larry Craig's wide stance	Bitches don't know I'm not Stu.	A more verbose approach.	Bitches don't know bout my Pictochat
Bitches also know she loves pink.	Bitches don't know i'm a loli. But pedobear does.	lol spoiled.	Bitches do know
Bitches don't know bout my Blastoise.	Bitches don't know that da old man is teh gay.	Bitches don't know 'bout mah Portals	Yeah... That's what they get...
BRB, Soup	Catholic bitches don't know 'bout Pio's acid.	Bitches don't know HUMANITY IS OVERRATED	Bitch gotta press Z or R twice!
Bitches don't know bout Thurman Thomas	Bitches don't know how to unswirl	Bitches DO know about Juliana Wetmore!	What!? Nine thousand!?
	OMG Bitches don't know about a major metabolic disorder!	BITCHES CAN'T USE UNITY WITH WINDOWS 98!	Bitches don't know bout Enemy Territory.
Bitches don't know I'm actually trying to look like a woman.	Bitches don't know bout BWAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!	DON'T SHUT THE DOOR YOU MONA	Bitches don't know bout WikiLove
			IZNICANS? IN MY APPLE BARRIER?
You just got Rickroll'd, bitch	Peace, Bitches!	Bitches LOVE S'mores!	Bitches don't know bout my non-interventionalist foreign policy
Ryu just don't know it !	Otherkin version.		Stephen Hawking ditched the wheels last thursday
Nigras don't know bout my patriotism.			Bitches dont know bout self-referential shirts
Bitches don't know Drago-dracini is a lynx		Dante faces the inevitable.
			Bitches don't know bout mah OC
That's not funny! My dad died from thaHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG	DAMN STRAIGHT	OH BOY!	That's Right!!
	Bitches don't know bout my cookin	Bitches know, bitches obey.	Bitches don't know bout my slykicks!
	A true freak of nature