Black-banryu
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Black-banryu is an internet tough guy (who does not liek Mudkips- you sick fuck, black-bastard) on DevianTART, trying to play off that he's a badass who's into a bunch of dead characters from the animu Inuyasha. He likes to counter troll, screaming in fashions not unlike InSaNe-REYNARD. He started by defending Yumi-Misaki in her journal bawwing over the abuse she's suffering at the hands of ED and trolls. Suddenly The-Band-of-seven appeared, a club owned by Black-Banryu, stating that not only is he publishing a book, but he will also single handedly end ED. It's unknown if these two events are related, but this much is certain: He likes to scream at his computer screen a lot. This isn't unusual; if you couldn't draw, and you were on DA, wouldn't you be pissed all the time too? Also, he's the personal army for both Yumi-Misaki and ilovebutch19. END.
Black-bastard was really depressed about his failures, and has given the club to his second shithead-in-command, ilovebutch19.
He's still watching, however, so we can continue to troll the shit out of it.
| —Guise... we have us a challenge! |
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[edit] List of failures so far
- Likes to think he's 'heroic' and noble, but actually ends up as a shitface who got himself an ED page by picking fights with EDiots. Oh dear.
- He tries to vandalise ED, without realizing that it'll be up again in three seconds. Banryu, you douche.
- He's a quitter (And a fast one at that).
- His art, before he baleeted it all, consisted of shitty doodles and tracings.
- Protecting a fake azn.
- He wants to kill us SO BADLY, and fucking end ED.
- LIES!
- Trying to publish a book.
- Starting an Inuyasha club.
- Writes lulzy blocks of text about how he really doesn't care about this article.
- Doesn't realize that the more he says that he doesn't care, the more it shows he does.
| —Banryu, unaware that a person with only one side would probably be dead already. |
| —Blackhead thinks swearing and threatening people is an act of kindness. If only. |
| —One of Blackman's many brave comments. |
| —PROTECT THE QUEEN! |
[edit] Screen caps of his heroism
 Fucking END. |
 WE'RE FUCKING ENVIOUS, GUISE! |
 How do I not understand satire? |
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 Kill you badly. |
 I'LL REWRITE THE ARTICLE! I WIN!... Hey wait... |
 Turns out not even Yumi wants Banryu around. |
 Oooh, snap! |
 Black-bastard hands over authority. |
 Blacky forgetting that he already broke. |
 A wise sage appears to tell the cry-baby the truth. |
 The wise sage grows angry with his tomfoolery. |
 He doesn't care about this article... |
 Trolled with LOL DONGS. Soon to be hidden to show he doesn't care about ED anymore!! |
 Black-banryu begs ED to stop, but Anonymous does not forgive. |
[edit] A bitch friend
This ugly girl is known as Babyluc. Babyfuc, like most 16 year old girls with 'baby' in their names, is so completely illiterate, that she rivals Tara Gilesbie. She is an internet fatty who can only take pictures of some dude called AJ- presumably her brotherlover. Her DeviantArt gallery consists of fucking boring doodles of guitars on lined paper, and some shitty emo poems. Your ``art´´ it´s a big shit and you should be so shamed to post it, Fattyluc
Now let´s say more things about that ugly fat bitch...
The seals sure are thinner than that fat bitch and she was born because the blame of a broken condom
You shoud protect, so many people wants to end with you, you´re seriously in danger for disappear, we were saying the whales, oh noes wait... you´re not a whale, oh god, how we could confuse you with one with that damm beauty? Cabbage-face??
And serioulsy all of you, if you were so brave persons, have to go to her shitty gallery and see her other photo, the ones where that bitch is wearing an uniform... (seriously we don´t know how exactly she could put this into her fat body...) THE UGLIEST THING EVER!!!!! sure that you made puke lots of innocent people, that seriously hurt the view.
Finally, some beauty phrases that fits with you, more original than your emo poems :
``You´re so ugly... and you made cry the onions´´ ``You´re so ugly... and you send your photo by e-mail and the anti-virus recognised it´´ ``You´re so ugly... and you choosen bitch of profession and you died still virgin´´ ``You´re so ugly... and when you born the doctor said "if it don´t cry, it´s a tumor" ´´ ``You´re so ugly... and when you born the doctor say ``if that flies, it´s a bat´´ ´´ ``You´re so ugly... and when you mother wanted to feed you instead of give you her breasts given you the back´´
FUCK YOU, BABY-BITCH!!!!!! YOU´RE A SHAME FOR THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!! DISAPPEAR, AND YOU WILL SAVE THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
| —What is this fucking shit? |
| —Can ANYONE understand this? |
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[edit] Troll art
 It's a subtle difference. |
 How do I write book? |
 He'll FUCKING END ED! |
[edit] Given up? NEVAR!
| —Blacky, shortly before announcing that he was leaving DA FOREVER!!1! |
Suddenly Banryu on The-band-of-seven posted a journal admitting defeat, then shortly after he DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING. He said he'd leave DA. He lied, but no one even figured otherwise.
| —Black-bitch proving that his grammar knowledge is next to useless, and proving that he really doesn't care. Nope. Not one little bit. |
What he's forgotten is that he did break by leaving Band-of-seven. EVERYONE CLAP HIM!
| —He means his own. |
-Yes, the little shit has this in his journals. Brothers, how can we let this murder of innocent Mudkip continue?!
[edit] Can the club survive this asshattery?
However, ilovebutch19 is taking over Banryu's seven account to show the no-good people at ED who's boss! Fuck, I know I've been put in my place! Still, don't forget to troll both The-band-of-seven and ilovebutch19 for the lulz.
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 Listening to advice is for fucks. |
 O LAWD! |
[edit] ED's Dead...NOT
On May 17, 2008, BB wrote in his journal saying ED was dead, because the site was undergoing a downtime, just as he and all his tartlet friends were celebrating the fact that noone would make fun of them ever ever ever again..it came back and faced total humilation and fail.
His dear friend n00dlesbff314 was ready to celebrate, but even she was smart enough to realize that she was a fucktard for believing it.
[edit] How to troll
Banryu is really easy to provoke and make into LULZ. Just go to his page and take any of the following ideas.
- Ask when his book is coming out.
- "so i herd u leik ED"
- Bring up ED.
- Bring up mudkips.
- Call him a quitter.
- Tell him Bankotsu sucks.
- Link him to this page.
- Ask him where his drawings are.
[edit] See Also
[edit] External links
- Black-bastard's actual account. Note the whiny journal.
- His DA club, given to ilovebutch19. Troll the shit out of it if you love ED!
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