Black chicks

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Do not make eye contact while it feeds its young

lol she's really lying

The Black chick, or Nigerius obnoxius is an extremely dangerous and territorial animal. Black chicks roam in packs, and constantly produce a loud, ear-piercing screech that can cause irreparable damage to the middle-ear. Black chicks can also cause damage to the eyes which will be explained later.

Diet

Black chicks subsist entirely on food of the fried, fast, and snack variety, making most of them repulsively overweight. They are not ashamed of obesity and will often flaunt it by wearing tight, skimpy clothing. Seeing a fat black chick naked, or partially naked can cause the victim to vomit and pass out for as long as a week depending on how ugly said black chick is. They are known to possess large posterior regions, which have evolved to meet the evolutionary demand for increased drug storage capacity and the nigger breeding preference for "a bitch wit sum azz."

This black chick's ass feasts upon a helpless thong

She gots the biggest tits in town

Anatomy and physiology

All negressess have extremely long cunts.

Habitats

Black chicks always roam in packs, and are known to regularly visit movie theaters, restaurants, nightclubs, and other venues. In public places, especially movie theaters, they will perform their loud, gossiping mating calls, which will disturb others and often lead to violent encounters. Because of their size, their packs can take up a whole hall way at a mall or any other public place. To avoid this, throw a fried chicken leg off to the side of the hall. Even the best of friends will fight over it. (WARNING: Do not let them see the fried chicken before you throw it, or you will be crushed)

Sexual Behavior

Like their male counterparts, black chicks rape white men by using their gorilla-sized paws to trap the blood in their penis and give them forced erections.

Black People sure do love watermelon

Much like the TARDIS, black chicks are bigger on the inside ...

Black chicks are blissfully unaware that everyone, including black men, find them physically repulsive. However, because black men will stick their cocks in anything warm and sticky, including black chicks, they have a tendency to be promiscuous and 98.3% of all black babies are born to unwed teenage mothers. The remaining percentage are born to unwed preteen mothers.

On the Internets

Many black chicks have learned how to operate computers, and some even figured out how to create MySpace pages for themselves. Do not, under any circumstances, view a black chick's MySpace, as they often post skimpy pictures of themselves which, along with the bad selection of music that autoplays, can cause permanent sensory damage to the eyes and ears.

Some of them also run ED.

Combat

If you anger this, GTFO.

Black chicks are ferocious fighters. They will leap at their victims, pulling hair, and thrashing with their sharp talons. The sheer weight of their asses is enough to crush the bones of a grown man's leg. Do not attempt to fight them.

Socialization

Although in some rare cases it is possible to find a black chick who is nearly fluent in English, they by and large prefer to communicate in their native language. Black chicks are very social and often play games with each other such as:

• "Oh No You Di'int" in which players attempt to speak louder than the competitors. Loudest voice wins the argument.
• "Who My Baby Daddy" in which the pregnant black chick and her friends analyze factors such as income, stability, and gullibility to choose which of several men she slept with in the past 2 months will be paying her child support.
• "Step Off Mah Man Ho" a physical sport where two or more contestants attempt to strip each other of fake hair, nails clothing and jewelry. The one who keeps most of her enhancements (and therefore reveals the least amount of natural ugliness) "wins" the man, although he continues to sleep with them all anyway.

The black chick is a pack animal and rarely travels anywhere without her "girls" and screaming, ill-behaved children. Common destinations include Church's Chicken, Beauty Supply Stores, Hair/Nail Salons, and, for the older generation of Nigra women born before the race split off from the human species, church.

A typical black girl, photographed in the wild in her natural habitat

Relationships with other Nigras

Due to their extreme hostility, disturbing anatomy, and resemblance to god's mistake the hippo, black males are usually disgusted by their female counterparts and overwhelmingly prefer white wiminz, who are universally accepted as perfect in every way. Black men claim to have love for their "sisters" (blacks like to pretend they are one big family since they tend not to have a real one), despite the fact that they will cheat on them and desert them at the drop of a hat, which is keeping with the niggers code of honor, which goes thusly

Relations with men of other races

White men and Azn men show little interest in the colored ape known as the black girl. This is likey due to the fact that both races of men prefer their women to be attractive, petite, literate, not addicted to drugs, and free of HIV, none of which the black girl can legitimately claim to be. White men, however, have for hundred's of years made a sporting hobby out of impregnating poor, ignorant (and often enslaved) black women, creating half breeds just for the lulz. This is evidenced by the occasional beautiful black woman, as well as the anomalous intelligent black person who wears a suit, speaks english, and possesses basic cognitive skills- traits that normally would be impossible for a black to possess without white or AZN genes. (See Barack Obama)

Latino men, in their never ending pursuit to be better at being a nigger than actual niggers, love black women. This is not so unsual, however, as latin women have much in common with niggeresses that would explain the common gardener's attraction to them. Being overweight, unemployed, frequently pregnant, toothless, drunk, heavily scarred, loud, rude, uneducated, promiscuous, diseased, ugly, lazy, stinky, and having fat asses with which to take disgusting dumps are traits that both breed of woman share.

Arabs, as they are with all women, are repulsed by black girls, because they are Hella gay bro.

Similarity to Hippos

Jada Pinkett Smith, in character on the set of her live action film "Madagascar"

Black women are noted for being nearly identical to the hippo, which is also obese, black, toothless, angry and dumb. Together, the negress and the hippo comprise the two biggest dangers one faces in Africa: being eaten by a hippo or catching AIDS from a nigger girl.

Some of the noted similarities between the black chick and the hippo:

• Rude
• Work as receptionists
• Stink even after being in water all day
• Treated as game by white men
• DO NOT WANT
• Have problems with locomotion over land.
• Tusks
• God is ashamed to have created them
• Black men will fuck it if there are no white wiminz to rape
• Beat their children
• Take ENORMOUS dumps all over the place
• Tip over kayaks
• Look hilarious when wearing human clothes and makeup
• Appear in rap videos
• Both are the two least feminine creatures on Earth
• Bad genes
• Breath stinks

Gallery

		Typical Black lady	Pop quiz - which of these is a black chick? (Answer at bottom of page)
	Some of them do like white men though, betraying the Black Man.	The Venus Nigra Trap, digesting its last victim	Nigra women have captured their prey and are eating him alive
	They can often be found in boxes, looking for chicken.		Lolwut.
	Hawt.	A full commitment is what he's thinking of.	☺♂♥☻♀
Don't be deceived by those tits; it's yet another trap.	This black-ish chick became an hero due to bullying.

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