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Contents 1 Some editor's notes 2 Shit nobody cares about 3 WikiEdit drama revolving this article 4 Blackwingdragon threats 5 External links

[edit] Some editor's notes

If you read this hunk of shit you'll be confronted with:

• Shameless self promotion
• TL;DR
• Telekinesis
• Drama
• Basement-dwelling
• Internet tough guy rambling
• Alleged molestation of animals
• Romanian hatred
• Yet another furry self-diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome and then using their psychological condition as an excuse for being a total asshole.

If you still feel encouraged to continue any further and waste precious time which could be used to create articles with actual lulz, then go ahead, and shiver over the horrors of friendless lamers who think they can be funny by telling their pathetic life's story with some "sarcastic" flaws to it...

[edit] Shit nobody cares about

The following is written by Blackwingdragon himself and should never ever be credited to any ED editor!

After many long hours through months speaking to him, Blackwingdragon doesn't consider himself an internet tough guy at all. There have been examples of him threatening people who messed with his friends, that's a fact. But it's also a fact that he plans to go to / atleast visit America some time in the near future. Going into games or internet communities with a "I'MA KILL YOU!!!1111" flag is totally his style.

Diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome and mild bipolar, the person in question doesn't even think of trying to control his emotional outbursts. Currently he's trying to find a place to work, looking into visiting/moving abroad somewhere. Main choices of his are said to be Japan, America, or Canada. Admitted by himself, his style is a brash, often rude one that he claims is only so to "get a point across". That seems to work, as extremes surround him. People either really hate, or really love his personality, and even some of his enemies say that he is a person that never goes unnoticed. An irony to the person is that while he has few real life friends, he claims to have an active social life, perhaps on the internet. A look at his LJ would indeed reveal this to be true, as he is surrounded by about 250 friends total, out of which, according to his claim, he keeps , and this is an uncertain estimate, 30 or so close for good reason.

"Blackie" is , in many proven cases, the victim instead of the agressor they set him up for. Many times have his closest friends given him the scars that set up for his harsh attitude when confronted. It is told among furry circles that the one he was in love with longer ago was the one who placed the biggest dagger in him. The person got mated to someone else, and after a few months, deserved Blackwing's still existant feelings, along with the mate he was planning to move in with, in favor of someone he thinks he feels better attuned to, cowardly leaving them both there, with the closing lines "I never loved you. And I don't think your so called "love" for me ever existed!". Since then, Blackwing has been having trouble finding love, or trusting people with his feelings. lol fag.

[edit] WikiEdit drama revolving this article

The following excerpts are taken from this article's history, don't ever try to quote them as you WILL be sued and you WILL get your ass in e-jail.

• After first edit by Banaan (which is everything in the "Some Editor's Notes" section).

Subject: The editor is a worthless wanking piece of shit who if he edits this one more time will get sued hard up his pathetic ass :-D + Get to know a person before spitting on him, asshole

This space to be edited by the dumbass editor soon. Between two sessions of wanking off to test  
dummy sex, he will click with his mouse in the basement he lives in and change and wound people 
he doesn't even know to satisfy his non-existant ego, or to increase his microscopic dick size.          
Please take pity on the poor idiot and laugh at him now. Thank you.

• After Mister Six adds the image under the second headline.

Here's an idea, shithead. Don't screw around with people, and my friend. One more bullshit out 
of you and I'm going to sue you so hard, you'll suck my cock all day just for the tip I'm going 
to give you. Is that getting through to you yet, dumbass?

What does this tell us? As you have undoubtedly noticed, the person in question is quite intelligent; he is eloquent and possesses a passionately rebellious soul that he directs towards only the foulest of reprobates, such as ED editors. There is no doubt about it that this man has plenty of time to spend on his hobbies despite the countless parties he is surely continually invited to by his dearest friends, eager to hear tales of the time he was dumped by a furry. Indeed, one might call him a homo universalis - or homo for short - channeling the spirit of Oscar Wilde as he cuts us down with his rapier wit and razor-sharp intellect. Yes, he is indeed a renaissance gentleman, and a powerful and charismatic force to boot. No doubt the internets will rue the day when they come face-to-face with Blackwingdragon!

[edit] Blackwingdragon threats

As you can see, "Blackie" is a fan of internet tough guy threats. Below is a minor eulogy to his ever so witty remarks, never induced by frantic rage or quick-tempered stupidity, but always guided by reason and enlightening thoughtfulness.

• Don't overestimate your value. you must die, for you are a stinking Romanian. An infestation to this planet that must not exist. You have no worth, and your empty barking only amuses me. Yes, you're a selfish bitch. You will burn in a house going down with nobody to help you, because you choose not to help anyone else, either. You truly are a pitiful existence. I'd kill you with my own hands if I could, to help this world . Now stop taunting me before you find several of your "race" banding up to maul you.

• Yes, I have issues. It's that sick people like you roam this planet. This is the romanian team up bullshit you're doing even now, with your asslicker friends. My issues are not your concern, you worthless bastard you. Just watch your back, you might not live long anymore. You worthless fool you...

• When you have four rather large men at your door, you can "LOL INTERNET" them, but they can hurt you, and they are coming, so <3. Fuck you ^-^.

• Freaks like you, I want to kill, and I'd enjoy it. Piss on your corpse even, you're so dang worthless.

• Whatever :-P. You're being laughed at by my 350+ friendslist, LJ team is giving you the finger, and one more word out of you and you're off LJ. IS that clear or should I translate to idiot language so even you can understand?

• *flashes katana and pulls back hair* You should leave now or else I will kill your family

• I can, and will do so much to you, you will hate every single breath you take. Trash like you are an eyesore and a threat to others that must get removed. Everything that is precious to you, I will take away from you. I will leave you to rot in the mud you crawled out from, with a smile on my face. Since you so lovingly crave it.

• Yes I would. I'd break all your bones, for starters, because I truly don't think you deserve to be alive.

• Naw, I should kill *you guys*. That would make the earth a bit more worthwhile place to live in :-D.

• I'm not gonna go to jail because of shit like you. I'll get someone else to do it <3.

• IP tracing is a wonderful invention, you queer  :-P . Perhaps when all of your bones are broken, shit like you will realize they are, infact, not at all save ^-^. Hum? Oh, you don't bother me at all. You're making me laugh like mad over how pitiful you are, that you are unable to take a fight in real life so you seek one that nobody can hit you in *grin*

• Well point out who it was so when and if I visit, I can break their arm for you.Why me?THAT WAY YOU WON'T GET EXPELLED!:-P.

• I swear to god I want to break a fucking signal pole over your head because you seem to be more than psychotic.

• What lies? Tolerated? Who the bloody fuck are you, sugar? Oh, nevermind. I'll just send some friends over to play with you. The game is called "Connect the bones", and they'll break yours so they can start. Lay the bloody hell off, or I swear to god I will put you into a hospital, where you will have to shit into a tiny little pedestral, where you will eat food through STRAWS!

• Oh, you are such a cute bitch. I want to tie you down and claw out your motherfucking eyes you cheap son of a bitch. If you dye your hair, I could dye it red with your rotten blood.

• Pitiful fuckers like you that get off on racism or discriminative shit should just die in a forest fire. I got 2 and 6 words for you. IP Logging / Lots of Viruses to your compy!

• or I'll hack the shit open from your info and put it on the net, and I'll also be kind enough to hack the school computers and let them know you did it. Here's to being very pissed

• "Shutup furry" . Say Char, if this bitch goes in one class with you, how come she can't even SPELL? Last I heard, you aren't in Kindergarten like she is. Hahaha, I like pathetic people like her, it's fun to laugh at them . I hope you die soon you waste of oxygen. Also, you'd better get anti-hacker tools ^_^.

• Oh, I'm not a newbie like you losers, hon. I got her IP and I'm gonna play with it.Say hack her open and destroy everything on that frail little compy. If you don't piss off, you're next. I've been infront of a computer ever since I was 2 years old, and that was 15 years ago, so heh heh heh. Cower, bitches.

• I'm already going to cripple you when I meet, just stay the fuck clear of me.

• Well good, here's a a little sneak peek. one of the things that will happen is, you will be tied down and I will tear out a few of your teeth with a plier

• Posting a protected entry and failing to comply in naming the spineless pissants responsible :-P. Wish this was colonial England so you could get executed for it.

• Hey, when down the road you're ever in a bloody puddle because you asked for it, send me pictures or invite me. I'm dying to see how many teeth you'll have after.

• My inner feelings are pretty simple. I want the love I deserve, and for your kind to die out o_o. What's wrong with that ?

• I don't usually hit women, but hey. Look me up when I visit Char. I wonder how the trolldom's gonna react when they find out their members are getting hospitalized, nyahahaha.

• Don't worry, I'll put your army training to good use.Though I fail to see how you can defend against a six foot long steel pipe, but we'll see.

• When I rip your arm off and shove it up your ass, your balls off and down your throat, we'll see

• Hey, piece of shit. Which one of your worthless friends gave you those, hmm?I banned you the second I read that crap you posted, meaning it couldn't have been you. Give me the name of the bastard who did it so I can send them to death row with you.

• Perhaps when all of your bones are broken, shit like you will realize they are, infact, not at all save ^-^.

• I'm a lot better than most of you envious little pricksuckers here. You kid, are, however, going to end up in hospital very, very soon ^-^.

• I'd rather kill you. I'd be doing the world a favor.

• Really, run away and hide, because when I get into the US, I'll make you wish you died before you backstabbed me ^-^.

• If you don't want me to royally fuck up your worthless life, get the hell out of my face..

• Ooh, banned. Like I care. But you did wrong. Therefore, keep your PC turned off whenever you aren't using it. Fari warning given, heh heh.

• Oh, just because I live here, you tard you, doesn't mean I'm bound to helplessness. Well, but I guess I can humor you. The same thing's gonna happen to you as what happened to my "soulmate", who had the face to cheat on me and tell me he never loved me :-P. He got the basic package of losing his job, his home, and almost all his friends.

• Someone's been asking me for a lot of PAIN :-D. Mmm he'll get it alright <3. Stupid drug-eating fat piece of shit :-P. I'm starting to enjoy ruining people. Mostly because I only do it to the ones that reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally have a long list of crap against me or others. And his is longer than most of the people I've tolerated over 5 years. <3. Mwahahahaha! I feel so deliciously evil!

• I see you found where you belong. Between those insane motherfuckers :-P. Neither of those are lies. Don't make god spin fate's wheel so I see you, for your own sake. While you can breathe, I'd consider using your brain. Not everyone might be as innocent as you think .Fuck with the wrong person and you get painful proof to that. Now, go to those worms, and out of my sight. Be like your mom, a filthy street whore. See ya.

• Here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna hate and spite you where I can because you are a disgusting little worm that needs to be crushed. If you do so much as reply to this very E-mail or leave that post up for your idiot friends to annoy me on, I'm gonna report your to Livejournal and nicely just disband that idiot community altogether. Do NOT be a smartass, do NOT reply or you will be in big trouble. I despise bitches with no moral or honor code like you, discriminative bastards who THINK they can get away with everything. Now get out of my bloody sight you pathetic scumbag.

• I don't know why you have to be a retarded smartass trying to be the cool guy around here but it's not going to do you much. But because you and your loon-ward friends are laughing so hard, I'm just gonna sit here, point at you, laugh and pity all you fools all day. Excuse the hell out of me for being perfect, next to you single-celled losers. It comes with genes, you know, being able to THINK and all. I'm sorry for your mom, she must be sad to have such a retarded loser for a kid. Ah well, I've got an abuse report to make now. The last thing though is funny, if I'm psycho for having a moral code I stick to and I'm not a bitch to others like you then I'm the craziest bastard alive on this planet, and yet I'm still so much more sane than you, it hurts.

• Basically, I turned to the fat bitch and slapped her upside the face. The customers just laughed...oh, and one pregnant idiot raised an eyebrow accusingly. As if I could care for a fat woman harboring a rat in her stomach .... So uhh what happened was he returns with cops 15 minutes later, on account of personal injury or whatever it's called. The employees and the few customers still nearby said the woman started it :-D. Haha, fat b|tch stormed out of the house screaming and crying ^-^. Lesson learned : IF you're stupid, people will punch you in the face along with life.

• I'll just return something you gave me once. "Don't let me catch you on the street".

• Please Ralesk die, okay?Just...turn up and die. Nobody gives a rotten fuck about some backstabbing troll like you. Die. I'm involved in this problem while you aren't. *Die*, okay? I'll piss on your corpse as a farewell gift or something.

• Show in Hungary, then we can talk about whips and I'll ask my policemen friends to help with the cuffs.

• You have an even lower worth in life than me, it is you who must die therefore.

• Keep talking assface, I'm gonna copulate you up xD.But you know what's fun?I'm gonna copulate you for reposting that log without my permission. You are infact, an ass female dog. You have nobody who would want you. Nobody ;-D. I , contrary to you, even though I'm a huge evil nasty nazi etc etc failure - I HAVE A BOYFRIEND ;-D. What do you have? A horrible personality. Now copulate off little worm.

Summing up random words of the quite tl;dr text above, we get this alienated resistance message to society and its wistful yearning: Technically, his age being past what would be a few million in earth years, it *might* explain the straneous member, which can grow to 15-16 inches hard, and even harder, if his arousal is channeled into his cock, thanks to a psychic ability.

[edit] External links

• blackwingdragon
• Lulzy ban reasons on FA
• His FAP account. PRIME TROLLING GROUND FYI
• His untrolled account on Yiffstar

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