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Blasphemy whore
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
blasphemy_whore is your average, run-of-the-mill, angsty Hot Topic-loving 15-year-old who prowls LiveJournal, desperately trying to fit in with everyone else. What she fails to realise is that she is beyond annoying and retarded. Her journal entries (for those who have her friended just for the lulz, which many do) and comments are ridden with horrid bastardisations of the English language, complete with horrid spelling and constant typos. All of her livejournals have been deleted about a bazillion times because she can't handle the internet. She also posted her phone number so everyone could see, only for her daddy to find out and ground her. She is probably cutting herself like the emo retard she is.
Blasphemy_whore takes pride in calling people posers when she fails to see that she is the biggest one herself. Blasphemy_whore, when getting pwned in the several posts she makes in LJ communities, is quick to delete comments or break out the caps lock to threaten to come to your house and kill you. Also, she will occasionally message those whom she frequently annoys with a "hey, let's make peace" message, but in the same day she is back to her same old shenanigans, surrounding herself with drama wherever she goes, and dragging you into it. It truly is no wonder that half of Florida hates this person.
It is said that blasphemy_whore is deeply regretted by her parents, and this is why she IRL rages on being an internet tough guy. She has also been kicked off the internet recently by her parents due to having sex with a member of a Floridian local band. She is also not-so-affectionately known as Horseface.
- Update: She has currently become a wigger and takes it in the ass from random guys in an attempt to be KeWl and fit in, although everyone still hates her and only use her to buy them drugs. She has also returned to livejournal under the username iripyourflesh, where she further showcases her illiteracy.
- Update-Update: She also has a myspace now. Enjoy.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=235307458
[edit] blasphemy_whore's other personalities, which she frequently switches back and forth in order to avoid conflict
- _nile_
- lust_star
- kurtcobainsucks It was later discovered that this account was one of Heavenablaze's numerous sock-puppets.
[edit] Anti-blasphemy_whore websites
- On MySpace: We Hate Horseface
- blasphemy_roxx
- blasphemy_sucks - a community created by blasphemy_whore in an attempt to counteract the abovementioned community.
- horsefacesux
