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Blazger is in love with his own fursona

Blazger's sex suit

Blazger is a gay furfag wereotherkin juggalo from Chicago, who despite proclaiming he's happily mated, has over 9000 lovers or people he hits on. It doesn't matter if they're married, engaged, dating, single, male, female, transsexual, pansexual, asexual or just Condoleeza Rice. If you show interest or flirt with him, he will hit on you back! However, he DOES prefer the Negro (his gay lover is one!), even thinking he is (his fursona is a BLACK tiger!), which is ridiculous for being a rich white trash juggalo kid. But yo, g, don be frontin' in his grill or he be popping a cap in your ass! Actually, he wants to pop a nut in your ass.

Blazger likes a good furpile

Blazger pretends he's an artist by taking other artists' artwork with or without permission, then coloring them in and posting them so that people can tell him what an awesome artist he is. He is particularly fond of Pokemon and Sonic porn. Posting these and incessantly hitting on everyone is the only way that he can get popular in the furry fandom. Of course, popularity in the fandom is like the Special Olympics: No matter how you finish, you're still retarded.

However, he posted way too many pictures of him fucking a horse on FurAffinity and the admins served him notice! Blazger proceeded to whine his ass off. This was followed by lots of ass kissing by his many pets and lovers and there was online yiffinz to be had!

Ohhh, daddy!

Blazger goes on to show what a sick fuck he by having another fursona that is his main fursona's daughter. Not only that, but his fursona is incestuously fucking the other. I shit you not. So, I don't know if that's incest, or if it's masturbation. Either way, it's just sick and wrong. Blazger also plans on making a fursuit of his daughter and wearing it to encourage other furries to act out their fantasies on him.