Bleedman
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Bleedman is a DeviantART and Snafu comics artist who, in a shockingly unusual display from a DA user, shows a moderate talent for drawing but has no imagination when it comes to storytelling. He uses it all on shitty fan comics instead of on something that could earn him money or, in effect, hookers and blow. He is a man who recently entered his 40's, but keeps a close eye on shiny anime; His dA frontpage displays a shitload of pageviews due to his fucking huge fan base made of pure fail, weeaboos trying too hard to appeal to his attention, and of course, the future priests that will take care of your children.
Snafu comics has reached such popularity, that it's said in the legends that there is a red link in ToW referring to that site, which NASA calls Virtual Fandom Pedo Area; it is also mentioned in the U.S. Army manuals and has been a typical topic in Christian discussions. The fact remains, however, that Blo'oldman wouldn't have that huge fucking fan base if he used original characters rather than established, not to mention copyrighted, ones. His massive legions of fans are, as mentioned above, illiterate morons. They are trying too hard to workship this pedo, who has passed DeviantART rules by his tiny dick almost in every post and laughs at the administrators of the site just because he has enough pageviews to be semi-banhammerproof.
So I herd u liek Bleedudez? Realize: he hates his fanboys and fangirls. Even if you crawl in your intestines, without eyes, covered in your fail, fail, fail, begging him to notice you, he doesn't even give a shit about you, fandom; try V&'ing yourself for real attention, whiny teenagers.
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[edit] Crossovers
Bleedman crosses over more than John fucking Edward:
- Grim Tales From Down Below is a Grim Adventures/Nightmare Before Christmas/Meet Joe Black/Yogi Bear/Megas XLR/Evil Con Carne/Teletubbies/Invader Zim/Dora the Explorer/ Danny Phantom/Fairly Oddparents/Spawn/Hey Arnold!/Lenore crossover, among other things.
- The PPG comic has characters from Dexter's Lab, Samurai Jack, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Time Squad, The Grim Adventures, My Life as a Teenage Robot, I am Weasel, Fairly Oddparents, Invader Zim, Edd, Ed, and Eddy, Cow and Chicken, Megas XLR, and Atomic Betty.
| —Himself, shamelessly fucking things up as always |
[edit] Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi
This comic features a version of Samurai Jack who is no longer concerned with saving the future from a horrible Japanese demon as he is with making sure the children of Megaville Elementary are well educated in history and are physically fit. It features Dexter of Dexter's Lab fame with a tragic past in which his airheaded sister DeeDee is tragically killed by his rival science geek. Despite how absolutely stupid it is to introduce horrible murder into an innocent children's comedy, his fans eat this shit up. It also features far too much of Invader Zim in a French maid's outfit. What the fuck.
Also, despite his usual, nearly anal retentive attention to canon information, he has decided to turn blindly away from the fact that almost every character he uses in the comic lives in a city of another name, thus showing that his works aren't really much better than anyone else's fan comic.
The end result of all of his redesigns of the characters he puts in his comic is that they look like someone shoved them through Todd McFarlane's brain and up Gary Glitter's ass. Unfortunately his influence has spawned at least 100 other copycat animu Powerpuff Girls all over devianTART and the internets, not to mention the mountains of fanart for Bleedman (especially of his Mary Sue evil Powerpuff girl), and we can probably blame Bleedman for the creation of an actual, terrible, obviously-aimed-at-lolicon-fucks Japanime version of the show: Powerpuff Girls Z.
This comic, however, ended quite abruptly on DA and has been placed on 'hiatus' on Snafu comics to make way for Bleedman's next, even worse, fandom rape.
[edit] Grim Tales From Down Below
Grim Tales from Down Below is Bleedman's second attempt at fan comic fuckupery and is along the same lines in it's ability to take good and make it bad. It's a sickening bastardization of a perfectly acceptable children's cartoon, if only for that fact that it features a picture of the puppet from Saw holding a newborn Grim Jr. Although the fact that he named Mandy and Grim's daughter MiniMandy is a pretty big fault as well. Real clever, douche bag. It doesn't even matter to his fantards that he "borrowed" the characters Minimandy and Grim Jr. from a less popular TARTlet.
Oh yeah, did we mention Mandy is now grown up, dresses like Elvira, and is married to Grim? Yeah, she apparently became a Mayor/Hitman, and Grim fell madly in love with her after she did WTC so he came to see her in the form of Brad Pitt in the the film "Meet Joe Black" to ask her to marry him. You can't make this shit up (this page also includes a cameo of the two gangster characters of Loony Tunes fame. Jesus.)
Just how does one have babies with a skeleton anyway? So apparently, Mandy is a slut and got knocked up by someone who actually has a penis (supposedly Nergal Jr.). Grim then gives her a very graphic abortion so the dead baby can become his skeleton son. No, really. WTF.
It also features over 9000 cameo appearances by Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas, thus insuring its instant popularity.
Bleedman recently spawned for himself accusations of incest between his fancharacters, Mandy and Grim's children, with this piece. His fans then argued amongst themselves over whether or not Mandy had an affair with Nergal and whether it counts as incest if you're only half-siblings. The official agreement was that it didn't fucking matter because it's a fan comic and fans never know what the fuck anyway. It's likely Bleedman fangirls will accept whatever pedocest he sends their way, because TARTlets dote on whatever popular artists draw no matter how disgusting it is.
- Turns out MiniMandy actually DOES like Grim Jr. "that way," but he doesn't feel the same way.
Apparently MiniMandy also got all fucked up by Oogie Boogie and a big robot in a disgusting guro scene. Once again, truth is stranger than lying for the lulz.
[edit] Sugar Tits... I mean Bits
An incredibly unoriginal tale about there being "kingdoms" in a magical place called Harmonia that cater to every aspect of human life, from courage to... er. Toys. The main focus is a place called Confectionaria. That's about all anyone will get out of it before Bleedman's trademark "lazily telling the story through so much blatant, tl;dr narration that it might as well be an illustrated book rather than a comic book" style of storytelling bores them to death.
Apparently the sole job of the Confectionarians is to oogle creepy close-ups of the mouths of small children about to lick ice cream. The main character is the Princess of Confectionaria who, despite living in a magical realm of goodness called "Harmonia", has her bloomers in bunch over a giant robot man taking away her dead mother. Her sidekicks are a rabbit furry named Cupcake who is inexplicably the "Veggie Hut Princess" (whatever that means), and a hardcore little ginger bread man (too bad Bleedman still can't bother to draw fight scenes with complicated monsters) who the Princess created and is in love with her. For srs. Bleedman also decided to write himself into the comic with a self-insertion character. This self-insertion character is a giant, muscle-bound beast that looms threateningly over helpless little girls and carries the bodies of dead women into the night. Scientists are currently determining which parts are wish fulfillment and which parts are the dankest parts of his id slipping into his art. There is now another character named Robin. She is a fox (Oh, like that crappy Disney movie Robin Hood). Robin is obvious fan service to his furry fans for the first scene you see her in, you can almost see her fucking panties. Thus making her 'cute'. It is also easily assumed that she is underage, just like all of Bleedman's characters. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE!!one!
[edit] Pedophilia
Bleedman's work often has the aroma of pedophilia about it. To judge by this blog post, he appears to be an avid loli fan as well. This was also reverberated by an someone who apparently knows him IRL, who stated in a dAMN chatroom something along the lines of "If you saw some of his personal doujinshi, you would be disgusted."
"[O]ne of my most favorite artist would probably be Oyari Ashito. And If I may caution you most of his works usually involves ...little girls as subjects. So if you are easily offended by these kinds of things BACK OFF!!! Yeah...some people might call them sick and weird, and if they think animes aren't sick and weird I dunno what is. - Bleedman, on his above blog post.
This is the guy whose art he's talking about. (See also pic on left. Also right.)
Lastly, apparently this is what a pedophile from the Philippines looks like. Portal of Evil collected some of the more lulzy responses to his photo:- "for some odd reason, reading your comics now feels weird...I actually imagined that you were younger! :D"
- "I thought you were younger, and female. 0_0; But you are an old dude in a bright orange shirt. XD"
- "um thats you"
- "Knowing your older...and stuff *cough* makes me a bit freaked out on how much you love 10 year old girls with tight panties..."
- "somehow you remind me of my father...O_o;"
- "Oh."
Moar From Bleedman's Greatest Inspiration, Oyari Ashito!
[edit] Mandy Did WTC
The events of the incident are unclear, save for someone (possibly RoseDincht to judge by the screencap on the right) objected to the idea of Mandy using Grim's powers to execute 9/11 and Bleedman calling them a bitch in response. This isn't a terribly horrible offense, but DA mods are strict and do not forgive. At least when they aren't being a clusterfuck of failure.
In a fit of righteous indignation, bleedman made this journal entry about his suspension wherein he reveals his masterful and not at all childish (but what do we expect from someone who draws fan comics about Nickelodeon/Cartoon Network shows) plan to thwart the overzealous banhammer of DeviantART. The responses were numerous. They mostly fell into 5 categories:
- Fans who didn't even know he was suspended.
- Agreement and further indignation at the unjust ruling of the DA admins.
- Fear that they too would be suspended for all the swear words in their journals, comments, etc.
- Lame copycat attempts at "tempting" the mods into suspending them by "accidentally" swearing.
- Suggestions for further ways to censor yourself.
Every few pages or so, there would be a glimpse of the voice of reason, but they were quickly hidden under eighty more responses like this:
| —mewmewpower, a fine example of TARTlet intelligence |
[edit] Bleedman's Explanation For His WTC Faggotry
From the page description on devianTART tl;dr lulz emphasized
"I felt a bit nervous when I started making these pages. And I can truly understand if I have made some people very upset over it .But at least hear me out.. I too am entitled to express my point of view.
I was just trying to find ways how I can relate the concept of the characters with our real world. I guess we'll start off with Mandy. What I love about Mandy as a character is that she sees the real world, not some idealistic “only good and justice prevails freedom for all and love is everything screwed up” wonderland. Although she's just a fictitious cartoon character, for me she's someone I can truly relate in our world. You can’t really blame Mandy for what she did, she’s only doing her job as the Grim Reaper, sure she made the plans. But that’s what every Grim Reaper should do (remember the movie Final Destination) At the same time Mandy is a reincarnation of all evil, her existence is the source of humanity’s darkest and most cruel essence. While Billy on the other hand and is a representation and a source of man’s stupidity .And because mankind welcomes both evil and stupidity so willingly Mandy is able to carry out her plans. In short, Mandy simply presented her ideas to mankind and mankind simply accepted it with open arms. ( Because we am dumb and bad humans.) And as for the natural disasters she came up, let’s just say she had an appointment with Mother Nature. These things happen because I believe there is a Billy and a Mandy in all of us, we can be stupid and evil, and with it comes our bestest friend, The Grim Reaper. We have no one but ourselves to blame.
A couple of themes I want to point out is… ”Will humanity ever learn?” …I guess not. Is Mother Earth pissed ? I guess so. That’s what I like about comics, add a pinch of idea based from our real world. To help remind us of things and never ever forget.
Things like our wounds, and I’m talking not just America’s wounds, I’m also talking about Iraq , Indonesia , Sri Lanka and every other country that’s facing hell. So please look at it not just in your own nation’s perspective , but through other countries as well. Try to look at the wounds through the eyes of the whole world you self-centered bastards. The wounds are painful and have yet to heal , well it shouldn’t. Cause it’s only through these wounds that you can become Hard-ass. It's the only thing that makes you stronger. Pain and suffering is part of life, it's what my pappy taught me. These things happen and will continue to happen so you better get used to it and face it you bunch of wuss.
The images I used were not intended as a mockery or a tribute, but a slap in your face to remind you that life is not all sugarpuffs and candycorns. Life can be cruel, very ,very cruel. Life’s a bitch, and so is Death.
If you feel offended, angry or pissed right now….well ,you should be. If you feel the urge to email me concerning this issue do so. Emails, hatemails, flamemails. You have every right to.
Ok I was just kidding about the “Especially if you’re a wuss who whines a lot” thing on the warning page. Seriously, speak up. If you have something to say about these pages positive or negative, or that I’m a heartless dick, say it. You wanna make a political issue out of this ,knock yourselves out. Please comment and spare your 2 cents. God bless America. Allah bless Iraq.
P.S. I took a big risk making these pages, and if I so seriously give a horse shit about my reputation just so people can love me and praise me I wouldn’t bother posting this in the first place. But I don’t, so hate me, flame me. However, I still give a damn about respecting other people’s feelings and opinions. So I want to apologize to everyone I offended. I’ll be posting a poll on Deviant art whether these pages should stay or not. Technically the grim tales storyline can go on without it. (ed note: So why did you do it in the first place you fucking idiot?)"
[edit] Galleries of Lulz
[edit] The Internets Improves on Bleedman
ED Presents: The BLOODY MAHOOON Gallery
[edit] Creepy Fanservice Theatre
Bleedman's popularity comes not just from shiny, soulless animu versions of popular children's cartoon characters, no! But also the constant glimpses of prepubescent little girls' panties.
Seriously, it was every panel. |
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From the PPG fancomic, need we say moar? Okay we do: her arms! They come out of her head! |
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Featured on his journal just to remind you he definitely is a pedo. |
"Well that's life, get used to my gigantic obsession with underaged pantyshots." |
Bleedman is into shota too. |
Iiiii-Ahh-Iiiii looove little girls they make me feel so good, I love little girls they make me feel so bad!
Wheeeeeen theeeeeyy're around they make me feel like I'm the only guy in town! I love little girls they make me feel so good!
Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh it's a mistake!
Uh oh I'm in trouble
Uh oh the little girl was just too little, too little, too little, too little!
[edit] Teh Fandom
All those who believes Bleedman is a good artist, are, without exception, TV addicts, basement dwellers, engrish-speakers and either complete virgins or completely in easy business. Those know even less about art than an African knows of science, and will try to take you down if you state the obvious.
Bleedman's fans are easy to troll because, being lolcows, they all believe that bleedman is serious business. Facts are:
- Not a single serious artist gives a fuck about Bloodgay.
- Bloodguy doesn't need to respond, if you say he draws crap, his legion of retards will defend him in a never-ending scene.
- Bloodman gives a fuck for his followers. Srly. Even so, they still praise him.
- As stated by a fellow pedophile, fandom thinks that popularity is better than being a good artist.
- Bleedgay's talent is overrated.
- His fanboys are pedos, and his fangirls are untalented.
- He hates dA, and similar pages. But he stays for the love of his watchers.
- This idiot don't post anything back because it would increase significantly his faggotry.
- This guy is so lame, that our friend Chris doesn't give a fuck.
- Bloodman paid a good amount to retrieve the photos where he is displayed hosting Pedobear's parties.
- This fatload doesn't fit inside a party van.
- A humble request for original art
- Haha, tl;dr
- So... have I been extinguished yet?
This site is really just a shitload of shitBALEETED!
[edit] External Links
[edit] Bleedman Clones & Wannabes
Take manure, cover a weeaboo with it, and chop it so you can replenish the orifices. Blend this together, adding much fail, a lot of faggotry. Give the mix to a dog. When the dog excrete this, give it to a tubgirl, and let her process it trice. Give it to a dA admin disguised with a 3% of gin (so they won't notice), and after 2 drinks it will be barfed by such. Remove the power factor of the admin so the mix can ferment drama. Add any drawing method and pour it hot. Now, you've got the prime matter of a Bleedman-Fan:
- ovisniger on DevianTART actually draws in a different style every so often, but Bleedman has his favorite style of draw!
- erix3423 on DevianTART rarely posts anything that doesn't look like something Bleedman drew. He says, "I'm still a rabid fanboi of Vinz and will continue to lick his ass whenever I can :3" It's true! Observe his yammering when someone asks to see his own style. He makes Bleedman sound like some sort of god. (Other great drama to be found on that thread, too.)
- pig100 on DevianTART claims to be "practicing Bleedman's style." Looks like MS Paint.
- Blazesonic is one of the more infamous wannabes
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