Blonde angel13
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blonde_angel13 is believed to be a 16-year-old girl, sharing all the common characteristics, if an attention whore, among other things, such as being an emo, a fat dyke and a former female dog. He recently had a sex change.
[edit] Days of blonde_angel13's life
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- He has screwed up his life multiple times
- He lives in a self contained cell (the rest of the world calls it a house) and talks to rocks
- He was dumped by his friends for being SMASHED too often.
- He is incapable of deciding whether to stop smoking crack
- OMG I SPENT 20 MINUTES DOING MY HW
- He can't get off his fat arse and go to Alcoholics Anonymous
- His dad keeps a shotgun to keep away his gay boyfriends.
- HE HAS A VAGINA AGAIN
- Owned by his own personal favourite QuizFarm
- He learns how to speak fluent French.
[edit] Rumours
Relatively little is known about him other than the fact that he lives in Communist Australia and lacks the intelligence required to figure out the appropriate comebacks when trolled. Rumour has it that he has tried self injury in the past, and if not, is about to. Naturally he tells anybody who thinks he has comitted self injury (by getting SMASHED, duh) to fuck themselves.
His avatar is a copyright-violating ripoff from Aimgirl.com or a similar emo site. He is currently engaged to Rachelle Waterman.
