Bloodninja
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Bloodninja is the AIM alias of an internet magician who trolled chat rooms in order to pwn 16 year old girls who wished to cyber. The results are some of the funniest pieces of literature ever to be spawned from the interbutts. While there have been rumors that Bloodninja's Powerword:IRL name may be "Jackson", His true identity remains unknown. As a result of this anonymity, there have been a few chat logs erroneously purported to have originated from Bloodninja. These, however, are usually recognizably false in that they fail to bring the lulz in force.
The actual Bloodninja logs are at least 100 years old by now, and everyone who read them back when Jesus was born has no doubt forgotten about them entirely by now.
[edit] Memehood
During its time, Blooninja's legacy spread slightly into memehood. This is evidenced most by the phrase "I put on my robe and wizard hat.", a particularly lulzy turn of events in two of his most notable chat transcripts. Image macros involving wizards donning proper regalia can sometimes still be found deep within the bowels of the net.
[edit] Links
- His preserved logs in full
- Colorful (read: gay) rendering of the most famous incidents.
- [1] The Official Site?
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