Fellatio

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The opposite of anal sex. Fellatio comes from the Latin Fellatus, which means "to suck cock".

Your Mom does this really well.

Might need a few moar mouths for this one.

A very good bj.

A man and a slut fellating a big green cucumber

BLOWJORB

That's one pair of horny underpants.

Lol, TOW.

1 Technique
- 1.1 Gay head
- 1.2 Autofellatio
2 Slang
3 Also
4 Benefits for Women
5 Successful Blowjobs
6 Failed blowjobs
7 Blowjobs in Videogames
8 Blowjob on youtube
9 See Also

[edit] Technique

Explanation on how to get head--written by the expert!

Get her really drunk
Get her to suck your dick
She'll chomp it off
????
Profit!

The Variation, popular with self injury folk:

While she is sucking, tell her that you will rape her
She will at this point bite your penis off
Awesome.

[edit] Gay head

Gay head is different because you do not have to get any girls drunk. All gay men love giving head so you don't have to even worry if you're ugly or have a small hairy cock. Gay men will suck on any cock at any time. This is because if you are gay you can either suck cock or take it up the ass, so gay men don't have many options to choose from.

[edit] Autofellatio

Hard to describe, but How to Suck Your Own Dick gives a good guide. Also TOW has a (deleted) nice image of it, proving that Jimbo Wales is a sick fuck.

[edit] Slang

Getting a blowjob is also known as "Cash"

This is what's really going on during a blowjob.

Fellatio is the medical term--what are kids using on the street?

Lulzing balls
Becoming rich and beautiful
Getting your dick sucked by your mom you fucking fruit
Chookling mah playmates- See Didaskalos
"Shit was SO cash"

[edit] Also

A character in William Shakespeare's The Tempest. Not to be confused with Bond villain henchman, Oddjob (unless that was one of those "odd jobs" he was named after).

[edit] Benefits for Women

Besides being a quicker way to that big promotion, a blowjob has also been shown in various studies to be a more effective way for fat chicks to get laid. Many of these studies were done during the Clinton Administration. For anorexic girls, semen consumption provides assorted proteins and lastly, a forced blowjob makes any women learn her place.

[edit] Successful Blowjobs

~~http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=hKSJSDgLs8U~~ TOSsed

Proper technique	Is she still alive?	Tastes like chicken!	Some are gooier than others.
Two for one!	what
Animals do it better.

[edit] Failed blowjobs

What happen	Stick cock where?	Textbook example of The Volcano.	DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!
	JAWSOME! Skeet Sharks!	What an idiot would do. Next, she bites off his cock.	Fellatio done wrong.