Blunty3000
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Blunty3000 (IRL Nate Burr aka Kevin Smith), is the manifestation of what occurs when the power of online communication is beset by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blunty3000 is noteworthy for destroying the image of Lego Aktieselskab by using the Lego pieces in videos that simulate hardcore pornographic sex acts. Blunty3000 was also a member of the community of Brickfilms.com Blunty, until he decided to sell himself out on youtube to provide us with super lulz.
Currently, Blunty lives near Launceston Australia with his parents.
[edit] Blunty3000 : The Biggest Scammer / Panhandler on YouTube
Blunty3000 is officially the biggest Internet panhandling psychopath in the history of the Internet. This Tazmanian Devil has from the very start, used YouTube simply as a way to fleece cash from dumb fucks who haven't got anything better to do with their money than give it away to some layabout Aussie stoner.
Taking his name from a Kevin Smith creation, Blunty 3000 models himself on the Clerk character Silent Bob; the clothes, the hair, the beard, the backwards baseball cap. Blunty3000 seems ignorant of the fact that Kevin Smith was in fact, showing a distaste for such morons.
Believing shit Lego stop-frame animation was his ticket to conning the internet public out of their cash, Blunty3000 has so far managed to scam his way far beyond the panhandling imaginations of Paperlilies or Kimberleigh. Blunty3000 desperately tries not to present himself as a stoner, despite the sativa leafs everywhere, and gets pissed-off with his mate whenever said mate refers to the fact that they are high
[edit] All about the Money From The Start
From the very beginning Blunty3000 was simply using YouTube to sell his warez, which is, of course, strictly against the Terms of Service. He rarely appeared on video himself, which was arguably a good idea as he was remarkably less charismatic than the actors in his numerous Lego Brick Films, in which each video description the viewer was pointed towards his Bluntmation.Com website from which you could purchase a burned DVD.
Little did Blunty3000 know that within a year, his website's main purpose would be to propagate his Nazi ideals - in an attempt to sandbag and distract his viewers from the exposing of his Pandhandling methods.
While YouTube clearly turned a blind-eye to Buntly3000's ToS Breaking videos,. Little did Chad Hurley and Steve Chen know what Blunty3000 was capable of, and the horrors that the members of Youtube were going to face with this excuse for a man. For Blunty3000 has plans, big plans.
It has been reported that Blunty3000 even said to his good friend Damien Estreich:
"I'll not be happy till I get the shirts off Steve Chen and Chad Hurley's fucking backs!"
[edit] Could you guys give me money to fly a random girl I met on the Internet to Tasmania?
Having learned that he is going to make exactly jack shit dollars selling his burned DVDs of his shitty Lego-Brick Films, Blunty3000 had an ingenious scheme : "I know," he thought, "I haven't gotten laid in years - I'll get YouTube to pay for me to fly this random chick over to Tasmania from California that I have been chatting with on instant messenger for 5 minutes. That'll be cheaper than fucking the shit out of a whore like I did the last time I got laid ... shit, when was that? Must've been at least 4 years!" Thus Project PayPal/YouTube Get Laid was launched - in return he promised to make another Lego-Brick Film before she arrived; which of course, he reneged on - naturally. Blunty3000 was ably assisted by 'Creepy Dad' DaleATL who faithfully sold copyright-infringing "I am a YouTubaholic" T-Shirts to assist Blunty3000 in his great quest to "get laid". That is until YouTube objected to their logo being used in order to pay for some Aussie dickhead to be able to put his cock into some Californian slut.
[edit] Could Somebody buy me a New Black MacBook?
Having spent a great deal of time talking shit about Apple Mac's, and the tremendous win of Windows, whilst at the same time bitching about his crap Windows 98 Laptop that he added-value to by affectionately calling it The Blunt-Top, Blunty3000 finally thought himself up a wonderfull idea. Entitled "I will Burn this Piece of Shit in a Video if Someone will buy me a new MacBook": Surprisingly some DumbFuck TrustFund Fanboy actually bought him one.
Damien Estreich then bought the Blunt-Top on Ebay for $350.
Apparently he could not afford to buy food to eat for the next 2 days!
[edit] "Ok - Me and this Chick have fucked each other Senseless for a Week!!"
[edit] "Can You send me Money to Pay for us to move-in together in a Nice New Apartment?"
So now in order to satisfy his desires for the Filthy Lucre. Blunty3000 pimped both himself and his girlfriend out. But this time with a difference. This time Blunty3000 simply anounced on his own channel that now was the time for BluntPimp:The Great Blunty Sellout. In his usual style he was apologetic and claimed it was embarassing to be "soliciting money against the Terms of Service". Still, NOT embarassing enough NOT to establish a Stand Alone Begging Channel and WebSite for both himself, and for his soon to be fuck-buddy in residence Katz20two - who also had her own dedicated Begging Channel and accompanying WebSite. Notably : All references to the BluntPimp escapade / scam has been removed from the archives of the Bluntnation WebSite.
[edit] Money is required from you for:
- Flying Katz20two and all her posessions to Australia.
- Relocating Blunty3000 to Mainland Australia.
- Deposit and Rent for New Apartment.
- College Fees for Katz20two's Theatre Director's Course.
- A 'New Motorcycle for Blunty3000.
[edit] The Happy Couple
Naturally, upon Katz20two's Arrival YourTubeNews posted a special episode marking the occasion. This was done at the request of Blunty3000 as he wanted a little more exposure as he was concerned that the latest Blunt Pimp scam had not netted him enough to buy the Limited Edition Harley Davidson he had wanted.
However the honeymoon-period was not to last - within a fortnight Blunty has transformed from a mild mannered common scammer into a crazed ego-maniacal psychopath which first showed its ugly head during the Bobs4Kim Scandal when he shouted and swore at viewer for being "CUNTS!! Who simply didn't understand that YouTube Celebs have to get given MONEY FOR NOTHING or else. What is the fucking point! You cunts!" He quickly came down from this manic episode and deleted the video and apologised. Fortunately, someone had saved his manic episode. It has however been speculated that this video was made as a pay-off to Damien Estreich in exchange for Winning The Circle Cicle Dot Dot Jamie Kennedy / Stu Stone YourTubeNews Competition.
[edit] Blunty Goes Bat Shit Insane and Threatens to Kill Anyone who Doesn't Give Him Money
| —Blunty3000 |
[edit] Love makes you Healthy & Happy?
Is it just me or "Can you see a transformation" in Blunty3000's appearance? Where has our Fresh-faced cheeky scammer gone? All that is left is a greying degenerate!
[edit] Blunty3000's Very Strange Behavior
Many have Said that Blunty3000's behavior is indeed very strange. Firstly in his video entitled "YouTube MyCash" he demands that he should get paid over $100,000 per year for producing a weekly video. Next there was his This is Art : I am Better Than You which should really have been called My viewers are so thick as shit that Over 9000 will sit a watch me write ego-maniacal nonsensical ramblings on A4 paper. Then there was Da Prezhidunt of teh ewe ess eh? aka Perhaps the most Patronising / Treating my Viewers as Idiots Video I could make. Blunty here as usual plays to his mainly American Audience who he considers to be idiots - Gimmeabreakman Did not like being Treated like an Idiot. Neither did Pigslop as you can tell from his comment below.
[edit] The Day Youtubers Started Trolling Themselves
Blunty3000 participated in a charade know as the DumbFuckofTasGate in which Blunty3000 trolled himself, in an episode which included him allegedly giving out his own Telephone Number which is apparently +61 0416856101 although this is unconfirmed as no-one wants to call him, since they can simply use the internet to troll him - for FREE!
Blunty3000's going down - From Deviloftas - 15 February 2007
A weapon against Blunty. - From Deviloftas - 15 February 2007
A YouTube member corrected the audio pitch on the "Blunty3000's going down" video and proved that it was just Blunty3000, talking about himself, as usual. It is more sensible when changing your voice with sophisticated cumpooters that your original original signal is an effected voice and that you don't use the same voice patterns as usual. This confirms that Blunty3000 is either stupid, or believes his viewers are stupid.... or Both!
| —DevilofTas/Blunty3000 |
[edit] The Hatorz Controversy
2 March 2007
Controversy one again reared its ugly head, which probably made Blunty3000 very happy as he needed the attention and views. This time it came in the form of his Hatorz! video in which he directed his viewers to his Hatorz Web 2.0 Blog on Bluntmation.Cock which is TL;DR and can be summarised by;
| —Blunty3000 |
Whilst this seemed on the face of it, to be the usual Nazi propaganda that is encouraged on YouTube, many have speculated that it was in fact sandbagging and distraction to divert attention away from the real issue, as his attack was aimed squarely at Trevor Rieger's (now suspended) UTubeDrama channel.
Blunty3000 had been having a comment war with Trevor Rieger, an investigative journalist who reported on YouTube's internal affairs using his UTubeDrama channel. During this comment war, Trevor had his channel suspended after posting his exposé on the Guest Featured Video Editor, which criticized YouTube Policy.
However there has been speculation on YouTube that since Trevor had told Blunty3000 that he had been researching Blunty3000's cash-scamming and that he was going to do an exposé on Blunty, it is likely that this channel suspension (in which UTubeDrama lost its subscriber-base of over 1000 members) was simply Damien Estreich using and abusing his newly aquired Street Team powers to protect his ally Blunty3000.
As Trevor Rieger's voice on YouTube had been removed by Damien Estreich's banhammer, Trevor relayed his research through an intermediary into the hands on an EDiot so that his research could be published. 75.37% of this article is based upon the research carried out by Trevor Rieger. Trevor created a new YouTube channel called UTubeDramaQueen. Blunty3000 was contacted for a comment, but his reply was simply:
| — - Blunty3000 |
[edit] Blunty3000 the Internet Psychopath
Trevor Rieger's UTubeDramaQueen channel, was suspended after 72 hours. His only offence being that he posted a video in which he called Blunty3000 a 'prick'. He created the UTubeDramaKing channel which was banned also a day or so later. This set the pattern for Trevor Rieger's idiosyncratic treatment on the site.
3 May 2007
Blunty3000 was made a YouTube Partner which meant that he would get a share of the revenue created by anyone clicking an advertisement placed adjacent to one of his videos. He promptly posted a stream of crap videos with sensationalist titles to get as many advertising impressions as possible before YouTube could figure out how he was gaming another one of their systems and pissing off their advertisers (by obtaining impressions from a demographic completely unrelated to the one that Blunty3000's Lego-video-watching subscribers purported to represent).
The titles included:
- BABY ON FIRE!?
- Hunt with a gun? you're a F'in pussy!
- RE: Adam And Eve Were Gay
- Shite-Blunty
- Mountin' Jew
- Erection Selection
- Free iPhone - (Just Blunty ebegging for an iPhone)
- iPhones for $1 - (Actually a pair of shit earphones that can be picked up in any local Canadian Dollar Store.)
Despite the fact that Blunty3000 is now psychopathically kicking off drama at every oppurtunity (regardless of the damage that it is doing to other members of the site) to get more subscribers/views/advertizement impressions, he still accused a fellow YouTube Partner Renetto of doing the exact same thing in his "Re: Is Greg Solomon...(Paul the conspicuous puppet master)" video.
Some people find it hard to believe that anyone can be so self-centered as to be the first to point out the flaws in the behaviour of other people while dismissing those exact same flaws in their own behaviour. Some people claim that Blunty3000 is simply being devious. Whichever Blunty3000 may be, self-centered or devious, his constant underhanded maneuvering for position on the YouTube website means that YouTube Inc is always spending too much time and money on the demands of the privilaged few at the expense of access to the site's promotional tools by the many (and even more controversially, at the expense of access by the deserving).
[edit] Three Days of Hypocrisy
9 July 2007
Despite being one of the biggest scammers on YouTube, Blunty3000 made a video entitled "condoning spam" in which he derided the Editors at YouTube for featuring Littleloca.
| —Blunty3000 |
Some of Littleloca's videos had been page view spammed and comment spammed 8 months previously by her relatives with unrealistic expectations on YouTube. When Blunty3000 was asked why he was attacking her now he claimed that it was due to the Littleloca channel being featured (for the first time) on the YouTube homepage.
At that time LisaNova had been self-promoting by using a bot to leave comments on YouTube profiles (and making many Youtube members who thought the comments were real very butthurt in the process).
10 July 2007
LisaNova's LisaNova does YOUTUBE!!!! video was featured on the the YouTube Homepage. The closest that Blunty3000 has come to commenting on the matter (12 July 2007) is taken from his latest video, (since comments are disabled on the original "Condoning Spam" video), and reposted here;
11 July 2007
After all the bitching, moaning and defamation that Blunty3000 had been engaged in over the previous two days, the YouTube Editors featured his completely crap Blunty's video at E3! video in the YouTube Gadgets & Games category.
It is obvious that Blunty3000's only reason for attacking the Littleloca channel was to bring himself back to the attention of the YouTube Editors. This display of Second-Child-Syndrome behavior from a grown man may disgust some people. The fact that YouTube consistently rewards this type of behavior may confuse others.
The explanation for this apparently disfunctional co-dependent relationship is very simple. By throwing Blunty3000 a bone every now and then, YouTube can keep his dumb ass making shitty Lego videos for them instead of getting a real job with real pay and having a real life. YouTube gets to keep its resident failure that everyone loves to hate and Blunty3000 gets a few dollars ($10 per 5000 views) to supplement his disability check.
[edit] Gallery of Cunty
 "Send money to my PayPal account so I can post bail plz." |
 Blunty and his friends. |
 "Give me money so I can get more weed." |
[edit] Notable Blunty3000 Videos
Blunty3000 makes badly veiled threat against CapnOAwesome
The CHUD Report Volume One - Featuring Blunty3000
Blunty3000! Get a Clue! by Gimmeabreakman
[edit] Links
Blunty3000's self-trolling channel
Bluntmation Homepage - Blunty3000's Outlet of ToS Violating Nazi Hate
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