Bobdash
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
bob dash cannot hack. He poses like he can. He is what is referred to as a phc wanna be (phcwb). He claims to have control of the comcast network for the the last 15 years or some shit. It's bullshit. He cannot hack. The extent of bob dash's hacking resides in his ability to withstand DDoS attacks from rafa so that he can maintain his connection time to efnet. Bob dash has came up with 3 original jokes in his entire irc life. He cannot hack.
bob dash used to be part of a gay hacking crew that specialised in penetration. _timex once pwned this crew but then recoiled in fear when he realised that all their exploits were about owning anuses and rim jobs.
It is believed that bob dash has recently been on the prowl for a real life job. This rumor is untrue. Bob dash cannot work as he is too busy in his basement trying to make up domain names he can claim he has hacked. He cannot hack. None of his friends can hack. They all just sit in #phrack@efnet waitting for old hackers who quit to come back and hopefully drop some codes or a password to a box with suckit installed. how fucking lame is that?
