Bomani Armah

[Sung to a hook derived from Beethoven's Symphony No.5.]

YEE-AAH!

Whazzup y'all? Dis yo boy D Mike.

See, I used to do songs wit' like, hooks, an' concepts an' shit, right?

Well FUCK DAT man. I'm tryna go platinum. [unintelligible] rock 'dis shit.

Check 'dis out, y'all.

READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHERFUCKIN' BOOK! [repeat four times]

R-E-A-D A B-O Oh-KAAY! [repeat four times]

Not a sports page! Not a magazine! But a book, nigga, a fuckin' book, nigga! [repeat three times]

Raise yo' kids, raise yo' kids, raise yo' Goddam kids. [repeat four times]

Your body needs water, so drink that shit. [repeat four times]

Buy some land, buy some land. FUCK SPINNIN' RIMS! [repeat four times]

Brush yo' teef, brush yo' teef, brush yo' goddamn teef. [repeat four times]

Wear deodorant, nigger! Wear deodorant, nigger! [repeat four times]

It's called Speed Stick, it's not expensive. [repeat four times]

READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHERFUCKIN' BOOK [repeat two times]

READ A—

[thudding boom]

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