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What this page is all about.
What this page is all about.
AN-TI-CI-PAY-AY-SHUN
AN-TI-CI-PAY-AY-SHUN
European penises still resemble the human cousin, the ape [1], there is mold growing under there BTW...
European penises still resemble the human cousin, the ape [1], there is mold growing under there BTW...
Beware of teh cock monster.
Beware of teh cock monster.
Why halo thar
Why halo thar
This important local political figure has a reasonably photoshopped penis.
This important local political figure has a reasonably photoshopped penis.
A cock attempting to strangle a woman.
A cock attempting to strangle a woman.
Spot the rotten egg
Spot the rotten egg
O HALO
O HALO
Some people like to brag about teh cock.
Some people like to brag about teh cock.
If your penis does not look like this, there is something wrong with you.
If your penis does not look like this, there is something wrong with you.
this kid loves big cocks.
this kid loves big cocks.


A cock, moar commonly known as a purple-headed yogurt spitter, is what men have between their legs and what you love sliding up your butt. Some people give their cock a name. If yours doesn’t have a name yet, there's a handy tool that will name it for you right here. Some argue that this is done to misplace responsibility for your cock's inadequacy, but they're just jealous. Yeah, keep repeating that to yourself. Just jealous. Jealous.

Cocks spew many things, including, but not limited to: anti-lulz, jenkem, and semen. Jews do not believe in cocks. Sometimes, the cock will spew piss (or in the case of your mum, shit) in the middle of the night, consider becoming Diaper dude V2 Wanna to enlarge your cock or get rid of impotence or erectile dysfunction forever? I came across The Iron Crotch and Penis Enlarging Qigonglast year, which helped me a lot, though I had to practice the Shaolin Kidney-strengthening strengthening Qigong, in order to be 'robust' to practice the Iron Penis. I finally strengthen my Penis, at least he morning erection happens every day.

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[edit] News For Women

It is a genetic necessity for a woman to put a guy's cock wherever he wants it to go and like it. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!

All women are attention needing whores with the idea in their head that they need to be 16 year old girls, therefore loving COCK.

[edit] Where to Put Cock

Some people like to expose teh cock on the Internets.
Some people like to expose teh cock on the Internets.

[edit] Where NOT to put Cock

[edit] List of People who Love Cock

Many people have been known to love the cock. Here are just a few of the many people that love the cock.


LTC, an acronym for “Loves The Cock”, is commonly used to refer to people who love the cock.

[edit] Penis Size and Enlargement

Some people have two.
Some people have two.
An average-sized cock in length, but could make any black man jellin' when it comes to circumference.
An average-sized cock in length, but could make any black man jellin' when it comes to circumference.
Sluts love the black cork!
Sluts love the black cork!
Penis Size

The truth about penis size is plain and simple: you are the only person that cares about the size of your cock! Sexually speaking, most women could care less about the size of their man's penis; they’re moar interested in what the man does to make their vaginas feel good and money, without it, you wont get a woman and your fucked for life. If you’re gay, your male partner is probably moar interested in finding antique Cher paraphernalia on eBay than the size of your piece of pork. Right. Every gay man fantasizes about having the biggest cock possible in their mouth and up their ass. You, in fact, need to worry if you're cock is to small if you happen to be gay. Not only that, but if you have a small cock, and are getting up there in years....like over 24....and are fat you're basically fucked for ever finding a partner ever. You might as well start suckin' dicks for money in bathrooms because you aren't getting any. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. The size of your bratwurst is teh most important thang evar. If you can't manage 2 inches you fail it. Most Americunts are between 1 and 3 inches; Eurofags are normally 2 to 7 inches (holy fuck) and englishmen are mostly 2 to 5 inches. Niggers do not so much have cocks as FUCKIN HUEG PYTHONS!!!11!!ONEELEVEN!1. If your cock is ovar 6 inches congratulate yourself; women want you. If less, SUCKS ON YOU BIATCH teh bitches will say, "what cock?"

To enlarge the penis size becomes the must of many men, and there are countless ways to make it, most of which are by taking tablets. They rush to the medicine store, parts is just training the parts, training the penis trains all.

MICROPENIS!!!

A bacterial infection which devours cock muscle, leaving your member miniature and permanently outside of all vaginae. To determine if you suffer from Micropenis, start by whipping out your wife-pipe. Grab the longest pubic hair you have and pull it straight. If it is longer than your member, you're fucked!

1 in 6 people on average suffer from Micropenis. Lulz.

Penis Enlargement

Many young guys even feel shy of talking before their pals due the small size of the cock,and it pays for them to know only exercise instead of taking medicine can make up it. The penis Qigongis just one of the best magical and post it on YouTube. If you’re still thinking of buying one of those schlong great ideas, then study the lessons from The Anti-PenisPropaganda Foundation for Non-Profit Penis Size Information HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I JELQ COCKS

[edit] Synonyms for Cock

Anaconda, bell-end, blue-veined junket pumper, boink swatter, boner, chode, cranny ax, cunt wrecker, David Hasselhoff, dick, dipstick, doughnut holder, dude piston, harbl, hard on, hot dog, John Thomas, knob, dong, lady-pleaser, love stick, love muscle, Lil' Jimmy Norton, firm worm, front-mounted bitch splitter, lap rocket, little army man, meat, meat whistle, mushroom tip, my lunch, nether rod, nob, ol’ one-eye, one-eyed trouser snake, one-eyed wonder weasel, one-eyed wonder worm, Penis, pecker, pee-pee, penor, Phallus, piece of pork, pink oboe, pork steeple, pork sword, prick, purple-headed trouser snake, purple-headed womb ferret, pussy plunger, python of love, quiver bone, rod, salty dog, skin flute, your mom, schlong, shaft, spunk stick, stealth bomber, stiffy, throbber, third leg, throbbing gristle, throbbing trouser trout, yogurt slinger, pirate of men’s pants, wang, wee-wee, wiener, willy, whoopie stick, woody, meat bat, one-eyed serpent of crotch mountain, longwanger, beef stick. Thing you will never use.

[edit] Cock Envy

How to Enlarge Penis Size in Different Ways

Fucking animals usually precedes unwarranted self importance.

This chart proves that Asians have small penises. Not at all shoopd.

Numerous porn addicts can often feel jealous about the ridiculously large size of a male model’s penis. This view however is founded on false beliefs, as in reality the addicts penis has usually been photoshopped to look smaller than it actually is.

[edit] Sigurdur Hjartarson Wants Your Cock

Iceland. Come to where the cock is.
Iceland. Come to where the cock is.

Sigurdur Hjartarson LOVES the cock. He has over 9000 different cocks from 90 different animal species. He runs the Icelandic Phallological Museum. It wasn't a museum originally, he just had a house full of cocks. One day, however, he left the door unlocked, a bunch of lost tourists wandered in and he had to think of an explanation quickly or go to prison.

Hjartarson's dream is to have a human specimen. Heartbreakingly his Icelandic donor has just pulled out (so to speak) after realizing at age 97 that nobody wanted to look at his shriveled diabeetus womb broom. Four more hopefuls have come forward to give this kindly old gent his last wish of delicious cock; a Nazi, Sportacus, a britfag and an American who calls his cock "Elmo."

Fucking ELMO.

Can Anonymous do better? Click here and donate your penis NOW!

[edit] Famous Cocks

Choking the chode.
Choking the chode.
Some Cocks are Smaller than others.
Some Cocks are Smaller than others.

[edit] Cock Convenience Video

[edit] moar cock vid

[edit] "Penis Power"


Alexyss K Tylor speaks about the life changing power of positive & negative Penis Power. Penis Power.


[edit] Other names for Cock

Photoshop TARTlets love cocks but they are "do not want"
Photoshop TARTlets love cocks but they are "do not want"

[edit] Not To Be Confused With

  • Wang, which is not a cock, but a high protein meal that’s as fun to play with as it is to eat!
Big Black Cock
Big Black Cock

[edit] External Cock Links

  • Penis2.mp3 radio ad According to the New Zealand AIDS foundation, there is a National Penis day,
  • Penis1.mp3 radio ad...But it kind of seems like it might be every Thursday according to this radio ad.
  • Documentary of Penis Pictures — a massive archive of free penis pictures and surveys that tries to be serious, but ended up being a big collection of funny looking cocks.
  • MONSTERSOFCOCK — another fine place to see cock, featuring a FAQ so fine it deserves reproduction:
WHY IS THAT GUY’S COCK SO BIG?
He is the product of a woman and a centaur (a half-man horse). Clearly, he got his mother’s looks and his horse-dad’s cock. But he’s not complaining.
WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS WEBSITE?
We wanted to do a site of guys with normal sized penises, and girls with tiny vaginas...we were going to call it “you will feel like you are a MONSTER OF COCK”...but the name was too long.

[edit] Admit it! You fap to cocks! NO U

Approved by Edward Penishands.

Tricia Dar will put any cock into her fat whore mouth. amirite?

Happycock is happy!

But Angrycock is angry.

=P

Sadcock is sho ronery ;_;

Deadcock is dead.

YO,HO,YO,HO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!

EAGLECOCK WILL FLY UP YOUR BUTT!

some cocks like to eat olives.

Pokefags like cocks.

Two heads are always better than one,amirite?

b likes cocks.

The cock in its proper place.

Natures raep tool

The Comcast challenge.

Five cocks would make any nigger jealous.

Man clit.

Normal and raep mode.

HO SHI-

That's not funny.

Your cock.

You are the one on the right.

Sometimes they just pop up out of nowhere.

NOM NOM NOM NOM

Say it!

WTF ARE YOU DOING?

Mario's cock.

Spider-man has a VERY SMALL cock.

lol photography.

Quite possibly the only normal cock on æ

Women love the caulk

Some people are born with cocks on their arms.

In Thailand, Cock is a major ingredient in fish sauce.

LOL!

Whoa!

Never look an Afghan girl in the eyes.

Why you shouldn't go swimming in Australia, ever.

Be quiet or Brock will steal your PENIS.

When your cock goes into the wrong hands.

Mario like cocks.

Nigga cock

Look at that asian cock!!!

Dorian Thorn enjoys peanut butter on his cock.

Human cocks are eaten as food by sick fucks in Taiwan.

Even AZNs have bigger cocks than whites.

[edit] See Also

Food

Cock is a part of a series on Foods.

Normal Food

Alcohol • Bacon and Eggs • Chikins • Cock • Delicious Cake • Hypnocake • Liver • Meat • Piss • Pizza and beer • Pork • Potatoes • Ramen • Pussy • Watermelonz

Food for Sick Fucks

Children • Cum (see also Jizztini) • Poop • Your mom

NOT Food

Kool-Aid • Mudkips • Spiders • The Lolrus • The Scared Monkey

But of course,

A cat is fine too



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