Bookmark

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A bookmark is a placeholder you can use to track pages you have visited on the Web.

[edit] Uses of bookmarks

Bookmarks have two uses:

1. Quick access to pages you visit frequently.

2. A reminder for things you claim to want to read later.

IRL bookmarks have no use. IRL Bookmarks are a useless gift you can make out of practically anything, thus negating any need someone could have for one. See also paperweights and doorstops.

[edit] IRL bookmark (deprecated)

At least 100 years ago, bookmark meant:

Something placed in a book to guide in finding a particular page or passage; also, a label in a book to designate the owner; a bookplate.

This usage was phased out by Congress in 2006, since they've stopped using IRL bookmarks in favor of simply bending over the pages.

[edit] Good things to bookmark

ED. Nao. DO IT FAGGOT!