Botnet

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Successful use of a botnet.
Successful use of a botnet.

A botnet is a collection of computers that have been infected with viruses. Well known fuck-me-over botnets are: MyDoom, Blaster, Storm Worm, AIDS, and SQL Slammer. When a faggot makes a botnet, he typically steals Rbot or RxBot code from http://www.vxchaos.2hell.com . Only n00bz use that shit. Botnets are capable of many things:

  1. Fucking you over.
  2. Taking your internets.
  3. Making you look like a criminal (Wiki "NetBus")
  4. Stealing CP.
  5. Making you and thousands of others pwn someone
  6. Stealing your 'nfo
  7. DDoS
  8. ????
  9. PROFIT!!!

Most of the time, a botnet is used to DDoS a site. When some one issues a command, it's usually through IRC. When a faggot decides to DDoS the net, on R/xBot platforms, he issues: .ddos.random internet 60. That takes down the internet, providing he has 29493939493843937984739348.34 Commodore 64's.

The unknown, yet largest botnet to date, is the "Storm botnet." Storm has achieved a record of 1.7Million bots on Semptember, 2007. This botnet attacked a Republican website for lulz, generating 5 gigabytes of traffic a second against the site. Fried chips, anyone?

That's about all I can tell you before I get DDoS'd/Patriot Act on my ass.

[edit] IRL Botnets

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