Boxtorrents

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Boxtorrents.com is an illegal website that steals anime from rich, filthy corporate names run by a scientologist called Box. The site also has forums which are run by fascist faggot Nazis who will ban anyone on the spot for no uing with them about any topic, ranging from religion to what anime character most resembles their mothers.

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[edit] Staff

Some of the most gay minds moderate the forums, namely people with enough IQ and a fraction of a brain cell who often make the mistakes of firstly, existing, and secondly thinking that it is banworthy to have an opinion completely the opposite of their own. Of course, the friendlier you are with those geniuses, the more shit you're likely to stuff down their throats with.

An average BoxTorrents.com moderator.
An average BoxTorrents.com moderator.

[edit] Forums

General Subforum:Anyone who is epic enough to have a revised opinion on their forums combating their utter shit, baseless, unfounded claims will be countered with gay retorts similar to, but not limited to:

  1. . "Fail"
  2. . "No u"
  3. . "..."
  4. . "atheism owns"
  5. . "The sun does not exist"

Any further backed, revised, and otherwise superior argument will result in a ban, especially if you school one of their bitches in a thoughtful fashion which is unreachable by their hentai-infested minds. Most noteably, when owned, the moderating time will kamikazi the thread throwing super one-liners like "fail" or, "I'm a closet lesbian."

[edit] Donation System

The site runs on uploading torrents, and users who have a higher upload ratio are given certain shit titles that do nothing to help them (Titles include: Idiot, Bigger Idiot, and Mom.) You can of course, take the easy route and just donate your fucking dolla and pretend to have uploaded fuckloads of anime and still get the title. Pretend is a big part of BoxTorrents.com; nevermind the fact that you can actually just leech entire series of anime without bothering with any of their shit.

[edit] How To Fit In

  1. Be a Jew.
  2. Work at McDonalds.
  3. Show naked pictures of children.
  4. Have an inability to have a rational extended discussion.
  5. Cosplay hentai characters.

[edit] People Who Would Fit In

[edit] See Also

Image:pikajewsprite.gif Boxtorrents is part of a series on Anime.

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