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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Brandon Hilton is a faggot Chris Crocker wannabe attention whore and failed MySpace celebrity. He thinks he's hawt and continually has new modeling photos taken of him doing poses like the other homosexual he's imitating, Jeffree Star. Brandon Hilton's most recent mission is to try to upset Fred Phelps and the God hates fags crowd. However, since Hilton can do nothing but produce internets faggotry, his mission is more dead than your average Welsh emo kid.

Contents 1 Friendwhoring Faggotry 2 Modeling Faggotry 3 JewTube Faggotry 4 Trolling 5 External Links

[edit] Friendwhoring Faggotry

Brandon Hilton has well over 9000 MySpace friends. While most of these are 16-year-old girls and transsexual fucktards, some others are Hilton's sockpuppets he made solely for the purpose of being an attention whore. He thinks he's hardcore because he claims he'll delete people from his friendlist who don't talk, which is a lie designed to make people comment him.

[edit] Modeling Faggotry

Brandon Hilton has a fetish for taking modeling pictures. It's a common symptom of internet disease that manifests itself IRL once the infected person walks away from their mirror or their camera phone battery dies. Hilton traveled to Florida, the cock of the United States, to have modeling pictures taken of him. He apparently thinks that posing with cotton candy is sexy, when all it does it further highlight how much of a lol-cow he is. He also modeled for a terrorist organization

[edit] JewTube Faggotry

He said "THIS IS IN NO WAY A CROCK ON CROCKER" when he posted this fail video. However, once you get past the old media bullshit, you can witness the faggotry firsthand.

Wino? Moar liek Whine-o, amirite?

Proof Brandon Hilton is desperate:

[edit] Trolling

Anonymous has been trolling Brandon Hilton on the Jew Tubes for great justice.

"Be my an hero." Epic lulz.

Moar lulz.

lol AIDS

WTF h4x? Moderate fail.

[edit] External Links

• His JewTube account (LOL DEAD)
• His MySpace
• His political MySpace. He wants all of Murka to be AIDS-infected faggots like him.
• Model Mayhem
• Brandon's website
• Lots of lulz (LOL DEAD)
• Shameless self-promotion:
  • He's so HOTT!
  • BRANDON HILTON'S NUDES LEAK ONTO THE INTERNET
  • INTRODUCING - Brandon Hilton (Model & Gay Rights Activist)
• A fanboi faggot

Brandon Hilton is part of a series on Homosexual Deviants
	Dyke women	Faggot men
	2girls1cup - BayHorseCrew - Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier - Les Six - Lesbian bed death - Lesbian Break-Up - Lesbian invisibility - Lesbian pedophilia - Lesbian quiz - Lesbian Two Degrees of Separation - Michelle Belanger - Pegging - Scissoring - Swap.avi - Tila Tequila - Transformation	AIDS - Buttsecks - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Chuggo - Circle jerk - Cocksucking Rampage - Colorbar - Cowboy - Ex-Gay - Fag - Faghag - Faggot icon - Fagnostic - Fagolescence - Fag enabler - Gay.com - Gaydar - Gay boys - Gay God - Gay hanky code - Ghey - Giant dildo of death - Goatse - God hates fags - Hard Gay - Homosensual - Homosexual epithets - Lemonparty - Mantrain - Marriage is love - Matthew Shepard - Meatspin.com - NAMBLA - No Homo - Not gay - Perez Hilton - Republicans - Samwell - Santorum - San Francisco - Sodomy - Sweden - Twinks - William Sledd - YouTube Super Fags
	Female-to-Male trannies	Male-to-Female trannies
	Catamorphism - Chyna - Kazakai - Mangina - Prosthetic Penis - Thomas Beatie - Yinepusayi - Zeriara	Aeverine Nieves - Amalea - Ann Coulter - Boy Shakira - Chris Crocker - Darktrap - Dickgirl - Electria - Goddess Bunny - JDR - Jeffree Moon - Jeffree Star - Jokestress - Kelly Martin - Linetrap - Pantykin.com - Peganthyrus - Rebecca - Shaye Saint John - Transgender Day of Remembrance - Trap - Trap-kun - Yuki Damon - YukiKazamura
	Asexual - Bisexual - Emosexual - Fake Bisexual - Hobosexual - Homosexual - Metrosexual - Transgender - Transvestite