Brazil
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Brazil is a shitty half-ape infested third world country trying to be America, but their people keep stuffing stolen money in their underwear. They have achieved notoriety on the interweb by being the most computer-retarded people in the planet. They've ravished many online communities and games with their imposed faggotry and dumbshittedness, not to mention their English skills. For their extreme noobish and arrogant behavior in many online commonplaces, they are often labeled Br's.
The Internets is arguably a more serious business in Brazil than anywhere else. In no other place people can be kidnapped over a shitty online game account and cause a national commotion and lulz storm.
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[edit] Economy
Brazilian economy revolves around prostitution and sex slavery. Whatever you seek, you WILL find it in Brazil. The map below shows the Brazilian economy in all of its diversity.
[edit] Ethnicity
There are a small number of jews in Brazil, all of them living in the city of São Paulo. The leader of the Brazilian jewish community, Henry Sobel, has recently provoked much drama both IRL and on teh internets. He was caught red-handed shoplifting a bunch of ties from a Louis Vuitton store in Palm Beach, California. He then said he felt like some sort of strange force was acting over him, and everyone pointed at the jews, lol'd, and moved on.
[edit] Gay acceptance
In Brazil, it is common to see tons of happy people parading through streets to prove that it is ok to be happy. In fact, there is such acceptance from the society that they hold contests to see who is the gayest of the gay.
If you are looking to go to Brazil, then know that it is easy for you to find good places to go to as the country is infested with happy people such as yourself and your mom.
[edit] Transvestites/Transsexuals
Since the Brazilian population is made up primarily of niggers (after the indians), faggots and hot wimmenz, it is only logical to assume that some of those would cross the line. In pretty much any major city, at least 10% of the population will be made up of transvestites. In fact, they have even gone beyond and started showing up in other countries. They are also very famous in porn, achieving notoriety among faggots like Something Awful goons who constantly fap to Brazilian transvestite or transgender porn. This notoriety is possible thanks to the herculean effort of many foreign male tourists who still love biting a sausage more than eating a pussy in Brazil.
It is common for newcomers to Brazil to find that women are more often men, specially if found lurking around cheap bars. They are also known to lurk around schools, parks and any other public places. This is much more common and socially accepted in Brazil than in America, as tells this account of a persecuted transvestite:
"I am a Scottish transvestite/homosexual who moved from the USA to Brazil. I find people more accepting of my lifestyle here, whereas in the snobby states of America people look down upon you just because you prefer to dress differently, or prefer different behavior. I'll never forget the dirty looks and hushed mumbles I used to get just for walking down the street wearing fishnet stockings and a leopard print g-string."
Sick Americans. Not even leopard print g-string?
[edit] Culture
Brazil's culture consists of two things: soccer and women. If you don't like soccer in Brazil, you likely fall into the she-male category. They pride themselves in the fact that they have won the World Cup more times than anyone else, even though it doesn't really matter because any good Brazilian player doesn't play in Brazil anyways. In Brazil, it is also considered a religion. But one of the main reasons that Brazilians are so fast, and have good reflexes (used only for the purpose of soccer and chasing little white girls) is because they spend their whole childhood stealing bread and running away from the police up to the hills in which crack is more of a citizen than dirt to ground.
A common hobby of many Brazilians is to rape, steal and kill people just for the lulz. They even made a movie about it (No RLY!). Although many people are outraged by the current situation of crime in the country, government officials are often confused as to why people are so worried since it's been happening ever since they can remember.
Brazil is also famous for it's wimmenz with nice asses. Although true that they exist, it is hard to find one outside of the beaches of Rio de Janeiro. Many silly people go to the nation's copy of New York, São Paulo, thinking they will find nice assed easy-to-get women, only to find more transvestites. In Rio, they will get not only women, but also a bullet in the forehead. Consider that a bonus.
[edit] Typical Dishes
Brazilians have over 9000 regional dishes. Their main national dish is consisted of the shitty parts of pork no other nation will touch with a ten foot pole, and bananas... on account that all Brazilians are nigras. It's like eating haggis, but in a tropical place.
Other things Brazilians eat are:
[edit] History
It is fact that Brazil was founded by criminals and niggers sent away from Portugal since they refused to steal only from the peasants. Many slaves went to Brazil after being promised fried chicken and watermelon. After having created a semi-functional society, they based their nationalism on raping and chopping off Indian woman's hands and mutilating their genitals.This is also known as colonialism. The remainder of the Indians were shipped to the North Pole where they established fishing colonies and became eskimos.
After that, at least 100 years ago they buttfucked the nature of the land by devastating forests. After that, they decided to mine for gold. gold was one thing that wasn't so hard to find, but Since they had little success at that what with the slaves kept hiding the gold nuggets in their anuses, and the fact that they werent great negociators pulled them out of the gold digging business. the original deal with Portugal was that they were to keep 200% of every piece gold they found. the rest was theirs. naturally the Brazilians loved the second part of the deal and strived to rape the land as much as they could in order to get some out of the deal. after they realized their stupidity, they decided to plant sugar canes and then coffee beans. after a couple hundred years of slow business they quit at everything. Until the early 90's they were still poor. Until they invented Carnival. A scheme created by Brazilian trolls to gain wealth by attracting poor, unsuspecting tourists with wimenz and caipirinha. After the tourists tire of sexual escapades, millions of niggers attack said tourists, rob them of their money, jewlery and shoes, and repeat the scheme for five days. After that, on the 6th day, set the buses that go to the airport on fire for the lulz. They call that day "Quarta-feira de Cinzas" or "Ash Wednesday".
Also, sometime around last thursday, they fought back against the oppressive rule of Portugal to create their own independent corrupt government. Until recently, it was dominated by the military, and Jack nicholson.
Brazil's only win ever was earned at the Paraguay War, when said country was pwned through use of the warfare tactic known as Arrastão, or nigger rush.
[edit] People
Brazilians are notoriously known for infesting warcraft 3 realms, dominantly Eurobattle.net.They are easy to identify, as they form approximately 80% of the players throughout the day.They can also be identified by the following traits:
- Never speaks English, ignores common phrases such as "from?".
- Immediately quits the game when his hero dies for the first time
- When someone loads a map four times as slow as you, it is undoubtedly a Brazilian.
- Name consists solely of lowercase letters, recently however many Brazilians have adopted names with differing uppercase letters, even adding leetspeak in order to fool others.They can still be identified by obvious Portuguese influences or added stupid number combinations such as 123456 or 666.
[edit] Trivia
Did you know that:
- The Brazilians only recently discovered the wheel?
- In some places, Brazilians wear clothes?
- It's legal to piss on the street, litter and drive on the wrong lane in Brazil if you do it for the lulz?
- Orkut is the offical website of Brazil?
- Wearing money in your underwear is a common trend? Everyone does it.
- You can buy AIDS for R$ 5.00 bucks?
- Brazilian kids train at teh seks with baboons and other monkeys before going to the town whore when they are 6 years old and become men.
- Brazilians are also known as Jungle Nigger
- Brazil's watermelon agriculture is in crisis due to teh constant nigger raids.
[edit] See also
- Mexico - mentions Brazilian girls who got pregnant at 5 and 9 years old.
- Branca - notorious Brazilian Mary Sue fantard.
- Tibia -
a shitty RPG game that the brazillians have destroyed.- Always been shitty. - Soccer - Brazil's official religion.
- Brazilian Rabbi Accused of Shoplifting - Brazilian jew leader got V&
- Gang Kidnaps Gamer to Get Password Using Fake Orkut Date - More on lulzy kidnapping over Gunbound
- 55chan - Their shitty imageboard
