Britchan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| Foundation | February, 2008 |
| Major Boards | /b/, /i/ |
| Epic Wins | Rickrolling freezemobbers, Goatseing The Guardian, Initiating Operation Jewtube |
| Website | britchan.org |
Be aware: Britchan is full of Chemo. It isn't working.
Based off the *chan imageboard concept, Britchan aims to become the referral site for British *chan users. This attempt is observed by having a Britain-related series of boards.
There is an active anti-CP policy which is scrupulously enforced, and a time delay between new posts to deter excessive faggotry.
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[edit] The Current State Of International Diplomacy
Srsly.
[edit] Moralfag Infestation
| — Thin-blood moralfag on Britchan, turned lame and ineffectual troll. |
Unlike better chans, Britchan has been infested with misguided moralfags from it's inception as a discussion space for British anti-$cilon protests.
This thin-blood has lead to some unlikely lulz, no less a single bloodminded troll who unsuccesfully attempts to flood boards with abuse, despite the posting delay between new threads, and also the fact that nobody cares.
The sheer commitment to failing is highly amusing, with puny, single posts of abuse appearing ineffectively at the top of the /i/ board periodically, only to be consumed immediately by more lulz.
[edit] Lulz at Britchan
[edit] Operation Jewtube
In May 2008, the hideous prospect of over 9000 emo cutters marching across London in protest against the depiction of the band My Chemical Romance in the media made Anonymous choke in the privacy of his own damn penthouse. Action was needed to tap into this almost endless flow of potential lulz, see main article for moar.
[edit] Goaste in The Guardian
- Goatse in The Guardian
On May 20th, 2008, the bleeding-heart liberal Guardian newspaper ran an article about some faggotry that occured at the May Scientology raid. Foolishly, the Guardian's on-line version of the document linked directly to an image hosted on Britchan. Lulz ensued.
[edit] Operation Anti-Freeze
- Operation: AntiFreeze, London: A welcome interruption to the 2008 snoozefest that was yet another spontaneous flash mob.
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On Wednesday 30th April 2008, at exactly 18:24 GMT, a couple of hundred strangers decided to stand still in London's Liverpool Street Station, despite the fact that the event had been widely advertised and cleared with the authorities, thus reducing any potential subversive impact to that of casual curiousity.
Luckily for everyone else, Anonymous showed up, loudly invoked Astley's Law, and danced a merry conga through the frozen flashers.
Tasteful flyers of Rick Astely being crucified for all our sins were forced into the still hands of the rainy-day subversives, who got quite butthurt about the whole thing.
All in all, I'm making a note here: HUEG SUCCESS. |
[edit] Kerrang Radio Raid
Britchan were looking for a good and easy radio to troll. Kerrang radio came to mind, and thus the call ins began. Some epic wins were had, although not many, but still some. Britchan piled onto Kerrang after a bunch of moralfags from #london tried and failed to convince the listeners that Scientology was an evil cult. Many believe that Gary made the best call, which will help demonstrate just how fail their ring-in raid was:
[edit] Pete Price Radio Raid
Britchan again decide to phone into a radio show this time it was Pete Price the homosexual who has his own phone in show called “Unzipped“, Gary again manages to Bel-Air live on air.
[edit] Lake's Closed (Due To Nigras In Pedal Boats)
Some Londonfags tried to perform a swastiget on a lake in Hyde Park last Sunday. This six minute YouTube video explains it better than any ED article ever could, sadly. Going on the evidence presented, it was an epic win for all of those involved. However, since not everyone who uses Britchan lives in the south of England, it's not so easy for those who live in cities where there is no visible 'Anonymous' activity, and it means getting to something like this is near-impossible, although this gives the added protection of not being facefagged and retaining the ability to laugh at the 'performance artists' if it turns out to be an epic fail.
[edit] Other Lulz
- The Great Lioncash Flood of 2008, UK wide: "Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in my wallet!"
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- Laura Talbot, Essex: See main article.
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[edit] List of Britchan boards
This list is valid as of May 1st, 2008.
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VIB
General Boards
Anime ^_^
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  British Specific
Adult (18+)
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[edit] Gallery
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[edit] Britchan on Wikipedia
On Wikipedia, Britchan redirects to an article about a town in Moldova. As is typical of Wikipedia it offers little to no information about the town itself, just its Jewish history.
Having said that, you should not bother ever making threads on Britchan about this curiousity, as you'll be accused of getting lame ideas from ED, even if you were the one who added the info to ED in the first place because it was you who fucking noticed it.
Latest updates suggest that the article about Britchan was pwnt by the criteria for speedy deletion (proof).
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