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Broknashleydoll
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
broknashleydoll is one of many resident attention whores in the damnportlanders LJ community. She wants you to know that she is important @ the internet because:
- she was a model once for a year and a half, but she quit
- she's "legally disabled but not due to physical ailements" (bipolar)
- she was naked in the Willamette Week, one of Portland's weekly free papers, and she is annoyed by this, so by no means should you check out the shot at bagby hot springs on page 34, which looks quite similar to her userpic in which she's also naked (since deleted ;_;)
- she has a profile on OKCupid
- she writes poetry:
i look in the mirror
watching the colors mute.
i can no longer see the lines
of blood down my cheeks.
im letting you go,
hesitating before walking away.
my mind still screams
for you
and i no longer listen.
- Also, she cosplays:
 arent i cute now do my housework |
 you wouldn't hit a girl with glasses.. |
One day, "mistress ashley" was feeling lazy and posted a request that various DP members come do housework and drive her cute ass around in exchange for being "rewarded with food and are welcome to sit around and watch movies with me too." This made many fat and ugly people for whom this scheme would not work quite incensed. Awesome.
Then after the initial lulz in the community, somebody reposted it in the cregzlst "erotic services" section with her e-mail address and pictures from her journal. She was pissed. WIN.
Naughty Boys need to do MY chores! - w4mm - 24
Reply to: pers-262337603@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-13, 9:12PM PST
Hey boys, Mistress Ashley here. Listen up.
Im looking for people who have nothing better to do then help me get things done. specifically i need people that will do dishes, carry my laundry downstairs, and occassionally lift heavy boxes or something. also looking for people with a car that want to drive me places like the store and help me carry groceries.
you will be rewarded with food and are welcome to sit around and watch movies with me too.
FS/Greek $200/hr
brokenashleydoll at gmail dot com
