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Brooke Bennett

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This article is a keg of shit that has been fermenting so long it's just about ready to explode. It is an abhorrence and blasphemy of Encyclopediadramatica's good name.

You can help by fixing it or it will be deleted within the next few days. All crap articles are in the same boat.

It is delicious dead loli. You must fuck it.

Brooke Bennett joins Madeleine McCann, Codey Porter and Mitchell Henderson as yet another dead child for Anon to laugh at and fap to. It was often said of this loli that she couldn't give a decent blowjob to save her life. The tragedy of her death proves that the aforementioned statement is to be taken literally. She was sexually molested and then killed by her uncle Michael "Pedobear" Jacques, who, when questioned about his motive of the molestation and murder simply said "I did it for the lulz."

After 9001 days of searching the police finally found her delicious 12-year-old body some place in Vermont on July 2nd, 2008. There's probably moar to the story and other shit, but go look on an actual legit website if you want to read about it.