Bruce Campbell
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Bruce Campbell is, quite simply, the best actor the world has ever seen. His flawless grip of intonation, facial expressions, and sheer awesomeness has dazzled millions for at least 100 years. He is best known for his titular roles in Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, and Army Of Darkness - movies which, since they star Bruce Campbell, are made of pure win.
Bruce Cambell is often portrayed fighting zombies and shouting things like "Hail to the King". He will be starring in an upcoming film, My Name is Bruce in which he will play himself. He will be fighting against a Chinese War Diety. Undoubtedly, this will be the best film ever.
Bruce is author of a book called "Make Love!: The Bruce Campbell Way" which when read backwards tells the true story of how, through time travel, he had secks with all of your moms and is supreme father of everyone on the planet.
[edit] PROOF THAT BRUCE CAMPBELL IS THE SUPREME BEING
He knows you don't have it.
Bruce Campbell has it.
| —Bruce, on the loss of his lovetoy |
[edit] Other Bruce Films
Bruce Almighty
Bruce Lee Fights Back From the Grave
Crocodile Dundee
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