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Bubba

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This man could be called Bubba, although he does not have an enormous penis. A real Bubba would be just like this man, only with more muscle and a cock like Quasidan's penis.

This man could be called Bubba, although he does not have an enormous penis. Therefore, we call him Futhman.

Bubba even exists in Mario as the NOMNOMNOM fish from hell. No, srsly.

Bubba is not to be confused with Buddha though they do have similarities.

Bubba is the default name for the enormous black gangbanger who will ~~rape~~ rehabilitate you in prison.

1 History
2 Crimes that will get you Goatseated
3 What people are saying about getting raped by Bubba!
4 Prison Documentary
5 People Afraid to go to Jail
6 People who want to go to Jail for the Rape
7 External Links

[edit] History

If you are sent to jail for a pussy crime like smoking some weed, Bubba is gonna make you his bitch. Before you go to jail you better put on some muscle fast and learn how to defend yourself or your ass will be goatseated before you can say "why me?".

Bubba particularly likes pretty boys so it is a good idea fuglify yourself before going to "the big house" (Bubba's ass). Some handy hints include shaving your head and growing a shitty beard. You do not want to be pretty around Bubba.

[edit] Crimes that will get you Goatseated

Mail Fraud
Importing lolicon
Drug addiction
Being attractive

[edit] What people are saying about getting raped by Bubba!

"It was amazing. My asshole never bled so much."
"I knew I needed a vacation in prison."
"Wait... I was told prison was like Megatokyo. NO! PLEASE GET AWAY FROM ME! AHHHHH!"
"There was never enough AIDS to go around in my hometown, but now that I'm in jail, I get it all the time!"
Whew! I won't be breaking the law after that ordeal!