Bullying

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This guy approves of bullying because from a utilitarian philosophy, bullying is completely and utterly acceptable as the needs of the few are outweighed by the needs of the many

Even games designers approve.

Any attempt to erase something so hard-wired into our nature is inevitably going to fail.

Bullying in furfag comics usually involves rape and small children.

You see?

Bullying is the lulzworthy act of making a fool out of someone who is more exploitable than yourself; having fun at their expense. It can be done both IRL and on the internets, except that on the internets it is known as trolling unless you've got life in which case it is "cyberbullying" or "domestic terrorism." Bullying is responsible for making inferior people's lives utterly miserable, and for bringing great pleasure to the group carrying out the bullying. As such it is not only a great way to prove your superiority and fit in with your peer group, but you are likely inciting future Bill Gates, Thomas Jeffersons and Hitlers to take out their grudges against mankind by creating such atrocities as Windows, democracy, and World War II.

Bullying has been observed in human and animal societies for at least 100 years. It is suitable for people of all ages, from the cradle to the grave. It starts before children even enter school, and it still exists in adult workplaces; thank the lawd. Bullying is known to make people become an heroes, and as such is a good thing because it allows us to write new pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica about them.

IRL Bullying

Oh the horror!

Bullying IRL happens everywhere. When you're unpopular, you become an easy target for those with more street smarts than you. If you are a retard, an asspie, a nigra, a Jew, an azn, a sandnigger, emo, or a white boy you are likely to become a victim of bullying. Basically, what happens is that you are often to be found alone with no one to talk to, and you get beaten up by gangs of thugs who are stronger than you. They may even steal your iPod. They may call you "Billy no-mates".

Sceptre is well known to have been bullied. The Wikipedia Review has documented this well.

Cyber Bullying

What happens to bullies. Lulz

Since we all know that "cyber" is such a Web 1.0 word, the rest of this article only discusses cyberbullying in the shitty police state known as the UK, because like other Communist countries they're still catching up with the USA's capitalist ways 20 years after the collapse of the Berlin Wall. Only the British could be so fail that they can't block people or not look for videos of themselves being beat-up.

As described above, YouTube is an important tool in cyberbullying. People film fights on their mobile phones, then upload them to the site where they will stay for a long, long time because the incompetent mods cannot do shit about the videos. Extreme violence in such videos is called "happy slapping". The people who carry out such things are almost as bad as the people getting bullied, and there needs to be a new Holocaust for them for great justice and epic lulz.

Victims of Bullying

• You
• Luigispiritkeeper08
• DevianTARTlets

How to handle being bullied

• 1. Stop crying. It only makes your tormentor's penis or nipples (sometimes both) harder.
• 2. Suppress your fear/hate into a really small ball.
• 3. Buy a gun or two and as much ammunition as you can carry.
• 4. Confront your tormentor and as many of their closest friends as possible.
• 5. Obey the voices.
• 6. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOOOOD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
• 6. ?????
• 7. PROFIT!

See also

• INTERNET HATE MACHINE

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