BumpityBoo

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A face a mommy could love

Jeremy (but you can just call him... BumpityBoooooooo) is a level 9000 Ass burger with a severe case of unwarranted self-importance. He talks with an obnoxious cadence and vocabulary that makes you want to punch him in the face repeatedly or wish that you had invented a device that lets you stab people in the face over the internet.

Bantown scientists currently cannot confirm whether or not BumpityBoo is a troll, a la Andy Milonakis, or if he is actually this fucked up IRL. Some argue that he is an anonymous in disguise, while others believe that he is the human manifestation of lulz, created when the baby Jesus was passed through the INTERNET HATE MACHINE. Another theory is that he is a naive pawn, forced to read out scripts by older, chan-wise relatives. Evidence to support this theory: obviously reading from the screen, fumbling lines in earlier videos, so arrogant and irritating that it makes you want to be sick up your own ass.

Bumpityboo is obviously a faggot, but triumphs in epic fail, so much so that it makes Ralph Wiggum look like a sex bomb. His sunshine yellow walls are testament to the fact of his faggotry.

Autobiography

Hello, I'm Jeremy aka Bumpity Boo (that's my nickname). I do not like speaking to people unless I've known them for a very long time or they prove themselves to be exceedingly trustworthy. Mainly I talk with my mom, my computer, and my two friends. I love my computer. I also love being organized especially with folders in my computer. In addition, I am very fond of playing the French Horn, reading poetry, doing interpretative dance, and doing independent research. I also appreciate the wonders of elves and elfs (yes, there is a difference to be explained in a later Vlog) and I believe in the important role they will play in the future of society. I am just beginning to Vlog and like YouTube allot. Thank you for your comments, views, and subscriptions.